Jul 23 2010Man Legally Changes Name To Buzz Lightyear
Steve Bolton (Michael's talentless brother) is a British man who recently changed his name to Buzz Lightyear. Possibly to hit on children.
A mechanic from West Bromwich, who considers himself to be the world's biggest 'Toy Story' fan, has officially changed his name to Buzz Lightyear.
Such was Steve Bolton's love for the first two movies, he decided to do something special for the launch of 'Toy Story 3', so the 26-year-old contacted the UK Deed Poll Service and paid for the name change. Now he can legally have "Buzz Lightyear" on his passport (whether the destination "infinity and beyond" is acknowledged remains to be seen), credit cards etc.
Oh so you're the biggest 'Toy Story' fan, are you Steve? Well I've got news for you: THERE'S NO F***ING WAY. There are kids out there that love those movies more than you've ever loved anything in your life. Just sayin', if I ripped Woody's arms off would you crap your pants and cry all day? Exactly.
British 'Toy Story' fan gets a Buzz out of name change [yahoo]
Thanks to littlezan and Woody (or it will be when the paperwork comes through), who really are the biggest 'Toy Story' fans and have the tattoos to prove it. Suck it, Steve!
Reader Comments
1. Benji - July 23, 2010 1:59 PM
I want my middle name to be danger...
2. Jae - July 23, 2010 1:59 PM
Nice.
3. buzz lightyear - July 23, 2010 2:16 PM
IMPOSTER
4. Slowpoke - July 23, 2010 2:20 PM
First
5. dani - July 23, 2010 2:20 PM
I can't imagine this being that fun. All of his friends(?) will just turn around and say 'fuck you, man, you know your name is steve'
6. Vera - July 23, 2010 2:25 PM
Dude looks JUST like my ex-husband
7. Robot Owl - July 23, 2010 2:42 PM
... well then.
8. Shelbon - July 23, 2010 2:46 PM
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ima
Ima who?
Ima douche for changing my name to a character from a kids movie despite the fact Ima grown man or somethin'
9. lolz - July 23, 2010 2:55 PM
id change my name to zerg so we can battle it out to the death, with homemade laser guns that probably dont even work. pew pew pew!
10. Toejam and Earl - July 23, 2010 2:59 PM
“I hope kids will ask me for my autograph. It’s going to feel great signing my name Buzz Lightyear and introducing myself to people at parties.”
Hmm... curious.
“I’m a massive fan of Toy Story, they are my favorite films and I’ve always thought Buzz would be the ultimate action hero – if he wasn’t a toy. But it’s a great name, a great film and my girlfriend is going to love telling people she’s going out with Buzz Lightyear.”
I don't believe she would Steve, I don't believe she would.
11. UNO! - July 23, 2010 3:02 PM
He'll regret it later on in life.....u poor poor man, what woman in their right mind would want to sleep with a man named "Buzz Lightyear".....Bruce Wayne on the other hand, Ho ho ho what woman wouldnt want to sleep with batman!.....hmmm thats not a bad idea Bruce wayne....I'll be uhhh RIght Back!
12. G. - July 23, 2010 3:19 PM
The British gov't should have put a condition on the name change. He's got to wear that costume. All the time.
13. TheLepper - July 23, 2010 3:55 PM
looks like a condom advertisement. LOL
14. buzz lightyear - July 23, 2010 4:33 PM
If I wanted to change my name to Buzz Lightyear, I would do it on my death bed.. and my last words would be "to infinity and beyond". Now that's how you make a memory.
15. Anon - July 24, 2010 5:52 AM
This man is really stupid and selfish.
Does he realize that when he dies, his tombstone will read "Buzz Lightyear"? What if children are passing by and they see that?
I have a feeling if he keeps parading around like that, someone is gonna kill him soon anyway.
16. bradzilla - July 24, 2010 2:44 PM
I wonder how Tim Allen feels about this?
17. ciao - July 24, 2010 4:41 PM
@15 = win
18. FIFTEEN - July 25, 2010 1:16 PM
You do realize his children will be named WOODY, JESSIE, etc.
19. Klitorisaurus - July 25, 2010 5:07 PM
PEDO!
20. Hannibal - July 26, 2010 4:38 PM
getting his ass kicked to infinity and beyond by uncomfortable parents was a childhood dream of his. Thanks America, we did it.