Lost In Translation: Batman Toy Backstory

ROFLASVOMNOMGIB! That's what you get for using a free internet translator instead of hiring somebody. Also, who knew Batman turned into Spiderman after finding equipment under his house? Because I've been under my house before and I didn't turn from one superhero into another EVEN THOUGH I FOUND AN OLD AIR CONDITIONER AND GOT BIT BY A SNAKE.

Knockoff Toy of the Day [thedailywh.at]

Thanks to Kaibedz, who knows Batman really got his superpowers after getting bitten by a vampire. Haha, what do you mean Batman doesn't actually have any superpowers? YES I'M QUALIFIED TO WRITE GEEKOLOGIE.

It's A Bird...It's A Plane...It's Superm-- Wait, Who The F*** Are You Supposed To Be Exactly?

This is a really crappy superhero (read: superfailro) action figure picked up at some toy show. He's a combination of at least four popular crime-fighters. Basically he's got Spiderman's... More →

I'll Stab You!: The Spork Multi-Purpose Tool

If there's one thing I love, it's huffing spraypaint at Home Depot a good multi-purpose tool. And now there's one shaped like a spork. What all can it do?... More →

That's Quality Journalism: USA Today Fail

This is a screenshot Geekologie Reader (and all around handsome devil) Beau sent me from his iPod Touch of what is arguably the best written and hardest hitting piece... More →