I think it's actually supposed to read, "concocting poopie", which makes a lot more sense because that's exactly what Nokia does. That said, my first cell phone was an old green-screen Nokia brick that I got a bright-ass yellow case for from a kiosk at the mall because I thought I was cool. Hoho, little did I know -- I was the coolest. Did I mention the belt clip? There was a matching belt clip that would make you wetter than a wave pool if you saw it right now. So f***ing hot.
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Nokia's Come From Behind Strategy [gizmodo]
Thanks to Marco, for inventing what is arguably the funnest game to play in the pool. Kidding, it's Sharks and Minnows.
What in the...? How could you have possibly screwed this up? WHY IS THE ENTERPRISE ON THE COVER? AND WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE REVIEWS FROM? Holy shit, seasons 1-4 all in one box? Sold!
UPDATE: VHS quality video of a farmer killing chickens for six hours. 3/5 stars.
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This is a picture of a kid who got busted smoking pot and watching pr0n. And because getting caught by your parents WHILE YOU'RE HIGH AND WITH YOUR WIENER IN YOUR HAND isn't bad enough, they made him make this sign and stand by the road. God, you poor bastard. Just be thankf... / Continue →
Before a major news outlet misspelled Large Hadron Collider. Thankfully, it was the Telegraph and not a really respectable news source like Geekologie. Because boy would I have been red in the face! No, no I wouldn't have been. I would have worn that shit like a badge. A b... / Continue →