Jul 16 2010Let's Get It On!: MMA 'Throwdown' Caged Bed
Let's not kid ourselves: you can't watch mixed martial arts without getting aroused. So why not move those amorous feelings to the bedroom with a cage fighting bed? I can't think of a good reason (well, besides the $1250 price tag). Pillow fight!
Crafted from poplar hardwood poles, MDF frame with steel undercarriage bed supports.
With the use of actual fencing, 9 gauge 6 core centers, foam padded rails and synthetic leather covers, this will last forever, just like the real deal. MDF Stairs include replica diamond plating Throwdown Anvil detail.Looking to get this bed for someone other than the little guy or gal? In addition to Twin, we have Full, Queen and King size as well!
Oh man, this reminds me of the first time I walked in on my roommate having sex. Get it?! Because he was with another dude. Plus there was a ref.
Thanks to BooGT, who [insert something about a rear naked choke-hold].
Reader Comments
1. gingerjohn - July 16, 2010 5:12 PM
i like cake.
2. testa - July 16, 2010 5:19 PM
second!
3. Georgeo - July 16, 2010 5:23 PM
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
This will encourage kids to fight and inure each other. This is almost as bad as those TV game things that turn children into sex murderers.
4. TheLepper - July 16, 2010 5:24 PM
Gawd. i want this one on my room.! love it!
5. blueZorro - July 16, 2010 5:26 PM
@ 1 OMG ME 2!
6. Pruney - July 16, 2010 5:32 PM
"Plus there was a ref."
LAWL. Ignore the haters GW, you still hit my funny spot.
7. testa - July 16, 2010 5:37 PM
I guess this makes it so you can really use the "we were just wrestling" excuse hahaha
8. KrazyJhawk - July 16, 2010 5:57 PM
Finally, A reasonable location for domestic violence. And to think, all these years the people on "COPS" have been doing it in the front yard. WT... get a bed HAHA
9. (◕_◕)┌∩┐Closet Nerd - July 16, 2010 6:05 PM
this would be perfect for my 2 y.o. son!!!!!
..... just sayin
10. Toejam and Earl - July 16, 2010 6:14 PM
Hell yeah!
Much better than throwing kids around and them landing on metal bed frames.
11. petalupyourass - July 16, 2010 6:37 PM
This updates the palete of mental pictures I have when I think of a rear-nake-choke submission... sorry for the lame joke... just couldn't hold it in.
12. Snoop - July 16, 2010 6:45 PM
@dishy if it is an intern he needs to quit. I dont want to type geekologie.com into my browser everytime to read interns blogs.
13. Compound9 - July 16, 2010 6:54 PM
Nice, that would give me an excuse to put my kid in a chokehold till he passes out for bed.
14. Magnus - July 16, 2010 6:57 PM
@12Snoop
And then dishy was gone...
15. HektikLyfe - July 16, 2010 7:02 PM
That logo looks like a crotchless jock strap.
16. blueZorro - July 16, 2010 7:23 PM
dishy is a witch!
17. monster - July 16, 2010 7:47 PM
Oh yea I love having advertising all over my bed!
18. AJ - July 16, 2010 8:06 PM
People are saying that the original GW has left? WTF! Is this true? I didn't see a change in the humor so I can't really tell. Has he been replaced by a clone like in that film the 6th day? Is this clone a robot by any chance? Please say it isn't so.
19. bentup85 - July 16, 2010 8:38 PM
This is where Michael Vick's kids sleep!
20. Dishy - July 16, 2010 9:03 PM
@12 Snoop, give it a few weeks. Maybe this'll all blow over.
@14 Magnus, like herpes, I'm never really gone.
@16 blueZorro, I'm not! If you say that again I'll turn you into a newt.
@18 AJ, maybe GW hasn't left, maybe he's just pining for the fjords. The style is different, but maybe he's just sick or something. Get well GW!!
21. gs24 - July 16, 2010 9:09 PM
Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at an age gap dating site [A_g_e_m_i_n_g_le @ c.//o.//m]---a nice and free place for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends
22. Funky Chicken - July 16, 2010 9:13 PM
the logo looks like a camels toe:O
23. Ed - July 17, 2010 4:13 AM
When you get a girl back to your place and she sees this, in a King Size, IT IS ON!
ANd when you put her in a choke hold and she screams "WTF are you doing?" You say, "Bitch! there's no holds barred in THE CAGE!!!"
24. Mr Tea - July 17, 2010 12:06 PM
Having sex in one of those could become confusing for the kid in the future if he truly decides to cage-fight..
25. Axle - July 17, 2010 5:29 PM
this fucking retarded
26. MMA is gay - July 18, 2010 9:51 PM
UFC, MMA, and TAPOUT are all of the most gay things. People that wear the shits and watch events just need to open the door to the closet.
Whats gayer than watching two men dry hump each other in a cage?
27. Gordon Shumway - July 22, 2010 6:45 PM
@26
How about me raping you in a cage until you cry blood? Or two men actually fucking on your mom's new satin sheets? Do yourself a favor. Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.