It's Easy!: How To Become A Superhero

Just follow one of these simple steps. Me? I'm going to find Mjolnir AND learn magic. You think that'll make me a super-superhero? Because I'm not against some government testing to get the job done. Am I, govt. boner pills? I'm still stiff! And I took them in '07.

Note: The design was created by Philip Haragos and you can go to Threadless to vote on it becoming a t-shirt HERE.

How To Become Super [geeksaresexy]

Thanks to April, who may or may not date Casey Jones. OMG pleaaaase introduce me to Michelangelo.

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