This is a Chinese news animation of the whole iPhone 4 fiasco being played out from lost prototype to recent press conference addressing the phone's booboo antenna problem. Plus Steve Jobs steals Bill Gates' Darth Vader helmet after a lightsaber battle, which makes perfect sense if you don't really think about it. Jobs beating Gates in a duel? Pfft, this ain't Fantasy Island! Is it? It isn't (you can tell cause I'm not wading pube-deep in dinosaurs).
Thanks to PsycOrN and swimming with dolphins, one of which is therapeutic, the other of which will murder you in your sleep with his face painted like a clown. Stay away from me, dolphins! And to Evil Jim and Uncle_FUJ, who refuse to watch news that isn't in cartoon form.
Ever wanted to make your own cartoons with Bill Gates and Steve Jobs sayin' funny-ass things to each other? Well now you can. Just head over to Sad and Useless, download the template, and speech-bubble to your buttheart's content! I even made one myself and posted it after t... / Continue →
These are pictures of Apple's new iPhone. They're real too -- apparently a drunk Apple employee left the thing at a bar in Redwood City. Their body hasn't been recovered. Steve did it! Anyway, Gizmodo managed to get a hold of the thing and disassemble it, these are the big ... / Continue →
Tough economic times call for even tougher men patrolling the streets with leather chaps and cute hats. And I am one of those men. Also, you don't want to spend too much money during a recession because then you won't have enough for drinking. And drinking, as I'm sure many ... / Continue →