Jul 2 2010I'll Stab You!: The Spork Multi-Purpose Tool
If there's one thing I love, it's huffing spraypaint at Home Depot a good multi-purpose tool. And now there's one shaped like a spork. What all can it do? Oh I don't know -- besides CUT THROUGH HUMAN BONE! Just kidding.
The Eat'N Tool was invented by NYC designer Liong Mah. While it looks like a spork at first glance, it's really so much more. It's also a bottle opener, perfect for popping open a brewski at the end of a long day of hiking. It's a screwdriver for quick fixes to your equipment or a pry tip for opening canisters. It also includes three metric wrench reliefs (10 mm, 8 mm, 6 mm), and a carabiner.
Okay I'm sorry but I lost it after realizing the thing's called Eating Tool. Which, admit it -- we've all done one time or another. Except me. You're the gay ones here.
ThinkGeek Product Site
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One Spork Multitool To Rule Them All [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. (-.-) OJ's Mom (-.-) - July 2, 2010 1:28 PM
Thats bad-ass! Want!
2. FItz - July 2, 2010 1:29 PM
Damn, already out of stock!
3. JADE - July 2, 2010 1:39 PM
Cuz you never know when you are going to want to eat a bowl of cerial while drinking a beer in the woods.
4. zakree - July 2, 2010 1:45 PM
The picture on the bottom right with two berries in the spork is fucking priceless. "MMMM healthy" - lmao
5. Me - July 2, 2010 1:53 PM
Too bad it doesn't come with built-in nail clippers for the hand model.
@9 STFU
6. BrentIndeed - July 2, 2010 1:56 PM
Aw Man, they're all gone! AND, you made me go to ThinkGeek, which I'm not supposed to touch due to gadget addiction 12 step program!! DAMN YOU!!!
7. BrentIndeed - July 2, 2010 1:57 PM
Update, now available on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Columbia-River-Knife-Tool-CRKT/dp/B0030IRKHA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=hi&qid=1278093421&sr=8-1
8. Calyster - July 2, 2010 1:57 PM
lol nice
9. me - July 2, 2010 1:58 PM
o thx #5
10. zakree - July 2, 2010 1:59 PM
@5 no you shut the fuck up and #13 you're next
11. Mason - July 2, 2010 2:11 PM
Spork+Bottle Opener->Sporkle Opener->Sporkle
12. That Spork Could Use A Straw - July 2, 2010 2:25 PM
GW, I just can't keep up the charade any longer. Every single post on your site ever was just me under numerous aliases...aliai?, anyway different names of varying degrees of stupidity, all me. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
13. Robot Owl - July 2, 2010 2:26 PM
sort of want?
14. Joshua - July 2, 2010 2:36 PM
CRKT = favorite outdoor tool company
Spork = best utensil ever
CRKT + Spork = ZOMG!
15. Jynx - July 2, 2010 2:41 PM
FINALLY. Now I can screw AND eat!
16. Magnus - July 2, 2010 2:43 PM
I see no screwdriver... where the hell is it?
17. Smarter than Magnus - July 2, 2010 3:05 PM
The screwdriver is that little nubbin by the carabiner
18. (-.-) OJ's Mom (-.-) - July 2, 2010 3:20 PM
Hehe. Nubbin....
19. Broman - July 2, 2010 3:25 PM
I already have one
20. shelbon - July 2, 2010 3:51 PM
This is perfect for when I'm climbing walls with vacuums and I'm no where close to the top and bottom and get a craving for a beer. I hate when that happens, I'm scaling the wall of a bank and I get so parched...or somethin'
21. Dishy - July 2, 2010 5:13 PM
f'ing sporks, how do they work?
22. tommy - July 2, 2010 6:08 PM
looks like the Predator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz8QC2Ng3Vs
23. big - July 2, 2010 6:29 PM
this is unbelievably old
24. Observation - July 2, 2010 7:48 PM
In the photo above, the spork in the dudes hand has no metric reliefs. Maybe he got the pirated chinese version.
25. szdf - July 3, 2010 6:33 PM
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26. Lizzard - July 4, 2010 12:18 PM
who eats and metric wrenches at the same time? How about a built in straw? toothpick? knife at least? Other things to help aid you when you're "Eat'N"?