Jul 15 2010I'll Stab You: BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt
The BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt from ThinkGeek is a $20 tee with incorporated bottle opener. I assume BeerBot is supposed to be a copyright-free version of Bender, but I could be wrong. But you're so handsome. Am I STILL wrong? Never been wronger, butterface!
ThinkGeek Product Site
via
BeerBot Shirt Gets Your Bottles Open [uberreview]
Thanks to sara, who knows the best way to drink beer is straight from the barley's boobie. Wheat's teat?
Related Stories
Three Ewok Deathstar Shirt: That's No Moon! (05/22/2010)
I'd Drink It: Heineken Bottle Christmas Tree (12/22/2009)
I'd Rock It: The Three Teen Wolf T-Shirt (10/22/2009)
Beer Hoodie: Look, Bartender -- No Hands! (01/21/2009)
Don't Try To Tempt Me!: Beer Fetching Robot (07/08/2010)
Reader Comments
1. Toejam and Earl - July 15, 2010 7:19 PM
Sigh...
2. me - July 15, 2010 7:19 PM
i had that i with a corkscrew opener
3. Beau Chevassus - July 15, 2010 7:24 PM
ANTI-HUGGABLE TEE! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!? WHAT NEXT?! PEOPLE TYPING IN ALL CAPS!? ENDING SENTENCES WITH PREPOSITIONS OF?!
4. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ <- you - July 15, 2010 7:53 PM
FAIL!!!!
That opener should be on the crotch
5. Toejam and Earl - July 15, 2010 8:24 PM
I'm assuming we are required to give a douchey thumbs up and smile every time a beer is opened.
6. Super Soviet - July 15, 2010 9:43 PM
Oh come on. Be a man and use your damn teeth. Are those tampons in your pocket, buddy? Huh? HUH?!
7. straightmankiller - July 15, 2010 9:53 PM
pointless and lame. my friend can just open it with his nail-less fingers.
8. Colombian Jai - July 15, 2010 10:54 PM
Is this really what geekologie has come to post??! lol JK but not really espectacular!!
9. Robot Owl - July 15, 2010 11:25 PM
finally a shirt made for someone who drinks as much as i do
10. Richard McBeef, PhD - July 16, 2010 12:17 AM
Nice to see that retarded gentleman got his sarsaparilla open.
11. V-Town - July 16, 2010 1:05 AM
Hey guys why doesnt iwatchstuff let me post multiple times when I see other people posting multiple times?
12. chuck - July 16, 2010 1:19 AM
I hope David X. Cohen sues
13. blueZorro - July 16, 2010 2:21 AM
I could be as happy as that guy if I had that shirt...only if.
14. Matt - July 16, 2010 3:04 AM
I don't even need this shirt, I OPEN BOTTLES WITH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!
15. John - July 16, 2010 4:07 AM
This is fail but this
http://tessatheslut.com?id=yben9cqz13x9m3ppuf9rv784i3mh17
that shit aunt fail check it you won't regret it
16. Ireland Rocks - July 16, 2010 5:18 AM
The Irish have done better!
http://www.jokeoverflow.com/picture-jokes/picture-jokes-motivationals/beer-irish
17. Flaco - July 16, 2010 6:41 AM
FAIL
Everytime you open a beer you would spill it onto your shirt Lol
18. monandkey - July 16, 2010 7:17 AM
Another website ripoff...
19. (◕_◕)┌∩┐Closet Nerd - July 16, 2010 8:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft1cGxGaXfo
"Bender is great! Bender is great! Bender is great!" Song stuck in my head, but i can't find a video clip of it.
I LOVE Bender, but this thing is too much of a Bender rip-off..... just sayin
20. bentup85 - July 16, 2010 10:04 AM
now all we need is a bunch of nerds who DRINK BEER!
21. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ <- you - July 16, 2010 10:30 AM
FUCK THIS GHEY NERD SHIT THAT GUARANTEES AN ASS WHOOPIN AT ANY PARTY
...it's FRIDAY, WHO'S DRINKING THIS MORNING WITH ME??? WHOOOOOO!?!?
22. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ <- you - July 16, 2010 10:32 AM
the picture above is a result of 'party nerd in a can' - - just add water!!
23. TheLepper - July 16, 2010 11:21 AM
UBER COOL!!!
24. bentup85 - July 16, 2010 1:31 PM
If you look at the action shot pic, you'll notice he missed the bottom of the cap.
25. bentup85 - July 16, 2010 1:32 PM
it's gonna be hard to talk your way out of a ticket, when you've got beer spilled down the front of your shirt!
26. Shelbon - July 16, 2010 3:57 PM
The invention of key rings has rendered this product useless. I'd wear it without the bottle opener though.
27. cin - July 16, 2010 4:19 PM
Yeah, DeezTeez has had a thing for awhile where you could get any of their shirts with a bottle opener included, for 5 bucks extra. It's placed better, and you can pick any shirt you want.
http://deezteez.com/funny-t-shirts/566/blank-beer-tap-t-shirt.html?SSAID=294397
28. rewew - July 16, 2010 9:18 PM
!It's hard to find a good men in my town ,most of them like my money more than like me.Ijust want to find my true love.so i uploaded my hot photos on Ag e * Mi *ng lé *.* ( ℃0 Munder the name of amanda30.It's the best club for seeking young or old girls.if you men see this comment,i hope you will check my photos out there.maybe you are the one whoi'm looking for
29. Ed - July 17, 2010 4:01 AM
I just think it's cool that someone had the balls to rip off Bender to make this shirt. Lawsuits are no fun . . . and Ima lawyer.
30. snowman - July 17, 2010 4:44 PM
what? no hilarious quips about the robot on your shirt coming to life at night and ripping off bottle cap sized pieces of flesh out of your face while you sleep? shame...
31. antmattmn - July 19, 2010 12:50 AM
No one else noticed the guy looks kinda like fry?