Jul 30 2010How To: Hide Your Lady-Toe With Camelflage
Camelflage panties are women's underwear with a piece of plastic (or something) sewn into the crotch that prevents the panties from forming a highly undesirable camel-toe (similar to the Cuchini). Wait -- those aren't cool anymore?! *untapes wiener from between buttcheeks* Per customer testimonial:
I am OBSESSED with my panties and will be ordering more next week. Two pairs just won't cut it with my workout schedule....I love my Camelflage!!! Thanks to you, the guys at the gym were staring at the games on TV and not at my crotch!!!! Also, it protects the lady parts on the bike seat.
Whoa whoa whoa -- BIKE SEATS HAVE LADY PARTS?! I may never drive again!
Thanks to BanAna, who doesn't need Camelflage because she invented an invisibility cloak. Well damn, smarty pants!
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Reader Comments
1. UNO! - July 30, 2010 11:42 AM
NICE! camel toe be gone!
2. ChuckleStain - July 30, 2010 11:46 AM
MOOSEKNUCKLE!!
3. cameron - July 30, 2010 11:49 AM
NOOOO this make watch the vag walk by now have no meaning
4. anon - July 30, 2010 12:03 PM
We must destroy this evil brothers!
5. bt - July 30, 2010 12:10 PM
"CamelFlage" priceless.
6. Max Boivin - July 30, 2010 12:16 PM
Girls! Don't fall into this!! Free your camel toe!
What's gonna be next, you're gonna wear turtle neck to hide your cleavage?
7. Jordan - July 30, 2010 12:18 PM
awh man :(
8. jojodrum3 - July 30, 2010 12:29 PM
If a girl is hot, camel toe doesn't change that. It's character!
9. Dr. Smallberries - July 30, 2010 12:38 PM
just encase your bodies in concrete.
i weep for the future.
10. Madgame - July 30, 2010 1:32 PM
I though girls had pen1ses.
11. Shelbon - July 30, 2010 1:49 PM
Depending on the woman, a camel-toe can be hot imho
12. it's a sham - July 30, 2010 2:01 PM
It also helps that the "with camelflage" picture is in front of a white wall, versus the without pic that offers the contrast of a different, darker wall.
i call shenanigans
13. it's a sham - July 30, 2010 2:06 PM
It also helps that the "with camelflage" picture is in front of a white wall, versus the without pic that offers the contrast of a different, darker wall.
i call shenanigans
14. bentup85 - July 30, 2010 2:30 PM
I bet they made a prosthetic camel toe for this picture, either that or this girl has LIPS OF STEEL!
15. Laurenzio - July 30, 2010 3:02 PM
But but but... i just ordered a two-way... :(
16. Paul - July 30, 2010 3:23 PM
According to Wikipedia:
"The causes of cameltoe are not always obvious.[4][5]"
17. Hallé - July 30, 2010 3:43 PM
My life is all about camel toe. A flat vagina means a loss of your identity.
18. FAKE! Shadows are all WRONG! - July 30, 2010 4:15 PM
Second one's obviously photoshop. Girls don't hide yo' thing. Unless its all bumpy, warty and oozing.
19. Compound9 - July 30, 2010 5:37 PM
This product is shit. I told my wife to try it and it was terrible didn't do a damn thing, she practically swallowed it whole.
So Where is their solution for the dreaded Mooseknuckle, huh?
20. T - July 30, 2010 5:38 PM
Pretty sure this was on Howard Stern a year or more ago...
21. Compound9 - July 30, 2010 6:10 PM
This product is shit. I told my wife to try it and it was terrible didn't do a damn thing, she practically swallowed it whole.
So Where is their solution for the dreaded Mooseknuckle, huh?
22. and... - July 30, 2010 7:28 PM
...and where is the solution for the dreaded MAN TOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23. ORLY - August 1, 2010 12:22 AM
@22
Don't you mean the "manmal toe?
24. Manfred - August 1, 2010 8:03 PM
Anybody else getting horny from that first pic?
25. Migosama - August 2, 2010 4:20 AM
Hot and no No camel toe? no date.. how could i know you are a chick??
Sure, if you are like over overweight, please use it!!!! Overweight chicks + camel toe.... Fugly!!!!
26. encoder - August 2, 2010 4:40 AM
the biggest piece of bullshit.
i love those cute little bumps.
this is like hammering the crap out of a cute little bunny.
like poring hot oil on a butterfly.
like smashing a baby's face in only because it's noticeably cute.
damn designer. he should rot on chains.
GRAB A BOARD AND GO PROTEST AGAINST THIS SINFULNESS !!!
27. Carvalhinho - August 2, 2010 11:38 AM
JIHAD TO CAMELFLAGE SATANIC DOGS!!!
28. jake - August 5, 2010 11:35 AM
why ruin a perfectly good toe?