Jul 7 2010How Can You Ever Swim With That Thing?!: Deep-Sea Squid's Johnson Is As Long As It Is
See this series of pictures? It's a deep sea squid. In the first picture it's just a normal-ass looking squid, right? Well in the second one its been dissected to see its johnson. It's the white tubular (but not in a gnarly, hang-ten kind of way) thing in the lower half of the photo. And the third picture -- oh boy -- that's the same wiener, erect. I know, I just puked up the last of the deviled eggs from the 4th.
The male squid's sexual organ is almost as long as its whole body, including the squid's mantle, head and arms.
The squid uses its lengthy organ to reach into the body of the female, and it then injects the sperm directly to prevent it being washed away.How the sperm injected into a female's body then reaches her reproductive organs remains a mystery.
Listen: I find biology as fascinated as the next guy who's ever pleasured himself to a science textbook, but that. is. disgusting. Could you even imagine living with a member as tall as you are? STORY OF MY LIFE, SUCKERS! I had to weld two wheelbarrows together. Also, I guarantee this thing's a delicacy somewhere.
Super squid sex organ discovered [bbcnews]
Thanks to Bertoni, ThatHorseRusty, Tim, Jennaiii, erin and I Prefer Lobster, who are all perverts whether they admit it or not.
Reader Comments
1. Loftydreamer - July 7, 2010 6:16 PM
Looks yummy.
2. Robot Owl - July 7, 2010 6:17 PM
there goes my appetite
3. (◕_◕)┌∩┐Closet Nerd - July 7, 2010 6:17 PM
My penis smells like chapstick.... just sayin
4. ryan - July 7, 2010 6:29 PM
Well... Good for squids.
5. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ <- you - July 7, 2010 6:38 PM
I have the same problem
6. Amonomiss - July 7, 2010 6:38 PM
Rule 34 anybody?
7. j - July 7, 2010 6:39 PM
Thanks BP is taking care of that issue!
8. Calyster - July 7, 2010 6:41 PM
shit ... now im not reaally hungry for dinner
9. Mitch - July 7, 2010 6:52 PM
IT'S A TRAP
10. MikeZ - July 7, 2010 6:54 PM
You mean there's some sicko out there who gave a squid a hardon?
11. Felipe - July 7, 2010 7:02 PM
I think it´s beautiful *O*
If I´m right that is the Humboldt´s squid (Dosidicus gigas), also know as "diablo rojo" (red devil) in Mexico.
I think it´s more beautiful than a puppy xD (not joking). But, well, I´m a Marine Biology student.
Greetings!
Felipe
12. angy - July 7, 2010 9:45 PM
how does one erectify a deceased squid?
..for science's sake.
13. hamburglar007 - July 7, 2010 10:41 PM
Man, the lady squid is going to be sore tomorrow.
14. RolloTheApollo - July 7, 2010 10:47 PM
Only a matter of time before that's part of a car seat...
15. VanVan - July 8, 2010 12:02 AM
"How can you ever swim with that thing"
Ever heard of a rudder? :P
16. Hedgehog - July 8, 2010 1:55 AM
Well it's dong HAS to be that long to reach it's arms ... how else will it be able to jack off ?
17. Guy that has seen many vaginas - July 8, 2010 1:58 AM
pic #3 looks like a vagina with dark but short outer lips, and tentacles coming out of where the actual vaginal opening should be.
You are welcome.
18. Shelbon - July 8, 2010 9:18 AM
that's no moon it's a... gross, it's a cephalopod's penis...or somethin'
19. Shelbon - July 8, 2010 9:29 AM
@18 or a cephalopenis if you will
20. Yuri - July 8, 2010 9:40 AM
calamari anyone?
21. Aunt Jemima - July 8, 2010 10:44 AM
That looks like Oprah Winfrey's pussy with a dick of its own.
22. Calyster the add hater - July 8, 2010 11:14 AM
thx to all the gods no ads here :D
23. Ryan - July 8, 2010 1:36 PM
"How the sperm injected into a female's body then reaches her reproductive organs remains a mystery. "
Well you will never know, if you spend all day dissecting squid junk.
24. andywattbulb - July 9, 2010 6:46 AM
Didn't we already learn this from Wildboyz?