How To: Ask Another Pokémon Player Out

Like this: creating a special team of characters that spell out a cute message. Alternatively, grow a pair of Poké Balls and ask her out to her face. Huh? What do you mean I'm being too harsh?!

A wild WHINER appears.
GW uses STFU and stop crying or I'll beat you.
It's super effective.

Yes, as a matter of fact I did just whip your ass. NOW GET IN THIS BALL. That said, this should probably be saved for something more meaningful like a wedding proposal. So buddy -- how'd you, you know, pop the question? "Pokémon Red." LOLWUT?!?!

The Pokemon-Powered Pick-Up Line [kotaku]

Thanks to Hairy Mary, who isn't as hairy as she'd lead you to believe. Kidding, I have no idea.

• Dating Site Matches Couples That Look Alike

  March 7, 2011 / Comments

  You know how they say that couples that are together for a long time start to look like one another? I know, I thought that was an old wive's tale too (old wives talk about the craziest shit!). Anyway, with this concept in mind, an upcoming onli... / Continue →
• I Think Somebody's Developing A Crush!

  December 9, 2009 / Comments

  Instant messaging account: Free Having a heart to heart with a guy friend: Free Finding out you're the one for him: Priceless Quote #761414 [bash] Thanks to Julian, who agrees Third Strike was badass, but he's not gonna marry you over it.... / Continue →
• Pokemon Wedding Cake And 151 OG Figurines

  July 6, 2011 / Comments

  This is a Pokemon cake and 151 original character figurines made for someone's special day. And by special day I mean marriage, just so we're not confused (in my mind you were thinking high school graduation). People were literally FIGHTING over ... / Continue →