Jul 19 2010Dammit, Why Didn't I Think Of That?: Futuristic Japanese Watermelon Coolers -- On Wheels
Did you know they make watermelon chillers? So did I, they're called sytrofoam coolers filled with ice. But if you insist on being fancy-pants you can drop $230 on this thing. What is this thing? PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR ASS BLOWN AWAY! (leaving your b-hole standing there confused why his cover just disappeared)
Roundly it cools every as for "the cartridge" spring summer Siyuutou, according to season it warms with when OK.
With outdoor furthermore showing the feature! As for the day when the summer is hot every in inserting the watermelon "the cartridge" roundly, in the sea bathing GO! Because it is cigar socket correspondence, in the car the [hi] it is to the core doing.And, in cold season as a warm warehouse warehouse large participation! If the can coffee and the tea, the meat [ma] and so on it is in you insert "the cartridge", warm way it is possible with anytime to receive tastily.
And, it can receive the new rice tastily by the fact that also the United States cools at fixed temperature.
I have no idea WTF "the cartridge" is, but I want one. It sounds the lovechild of an Allspark and Arc Reactor. And with that kind of power-- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! -- the world will be ours. Well technically mine, but I will make you a slave.
Product Site
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This Is the Watermelon Cooler You Were Looking For [wachovia]
Thanks to fffffffffffffffffffffff, who cools watermelons the old fashioned way: liquid nitrogen. Ever shattered a tooth on a melon before? You will.
Reader Comments
1. Landorf - July 19, 2010 7:33 PM
oh DUH! Why didn't i think of that!!
2. elguy666 - July 19, 2010 7:38 PM
japan comes out with some of the most random, useless junk that looks cool.
3. Pruney - July 19, 2010 7:40 PM
LAWL
welcome back GW writer!
4. eternaloutbreak - July 19, 2010 7:43 PM
What the duck does that say?
"As for the day when the summer is hot every in inserting the watermelon "the cartridge" roundly, in the sea bathing GO!"
???????
5. Nick Diggerson - July 19, 2010 7:44 PM
Black people will praise this
6. kkkkk - July 19, 2010 7:56 PM
@4
When it's hot in the summer use the useless junk and take it to the beach. GO! YaY!!!
7. Great White Pygmy - July 19, 2010 7:57 PM
Yes but does it work on heads?
And @ 5... Racist much? Are you Mel Gibson?
8. Max Boivin - July 19, 2010 8:29 PM
God that was bad English.
9. eternaloutbreak - July 19, 2010 8:33 PM
2 posts about watermelons in 1 page, are you black GW?
10. Maitiú - July 19, 2010 8:34 PM
Come on America we can one up that! Portable bacon cooker!!!
11. JJtoob - July 19, 2010 8:46 PM
What's so special about fffffffffffffffffffffff? He gets credit for every other post. I sent you two. Count: 2 tips GW, or was it three? Point is, it was cool shiat, I dunno if cooler than this watermelon, but what I mean to say is... I feel... neglected... *sniff*
12. Grey Hood - July 19, 2010 9:02 PM
Lucas is doing an R2D2 as we speak
13. Tiffany - July 19, 2010 9:42 PM
Hey #5 Everyone loves watermelon. It's not just a black thing. Same with fried chicken. Black, white, yellow whatevs we can all come together over some good fried chicken :-D We should all rejoice now that our watermelons can be perfectly chilled!
14. KLanD - July 19, 2010 9:47 PM
Yup, we all know how much the Japanese love their watermelon.
Wait.. that didn't sound right..
All joking aside, wtf is the point?
15. ciao - July 19, 2010 10:01 PM
I don't see a real "need" for such a product, since a much better solution would be a cooler you can reuse for other products. Now if you eat a whole watermelon a day, a cooler would still be the best choice. lol
16. Dr_Freak - July 19, 2010 10:15 PM
I am Space Melon... I come in peace!
17. Billy Rapture - July 19, 2010 11:53 PM
Ow.
^^^^
18. Niro - July 20, 2010 12:49 AM
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19. Ed - July 20, 2010 3:08 AM
First of all, what no two seater?
Second, GW it appears you need a character limit on these replies.
20. Mickey - July 20, 2010 8:53 AM
Buzz Lightyear?
21. Kevatron - July 20, 2010 10:01 AM
Eat dat watermelon eat dat watermelon, sho is good!
22. Shelbon - July 20, 2010 12:16 PM
Sure these are intended for watermelons, but you can put anything you want in there. Finaly I have a mobile Deathstar cooler, those storm trooper uniforms get hot you know. I gotsta keep my peeps happy!
23. Pshhh - July 20, 2010 12:28 PM
I only buy the square watermelons....
24. Sambo - July 20, 2010 12:41 PM
What, no space in there for some grape sodas?
25. New Jersey - July 20, 2010 2:09 PM
Why is there a watermelon here ?
26. Reno - July 20, 2010 2:10 PM
@26 : I'll tell you later ...
27. Marine1 - July 20, 2010 3:39 PM
Would this eventually work for (Futurama-like) heads in jars?
28. Marine1 - July 20, 2010 3:41 PM
And what is this recent obsession with watermelon?!! Is watermelon the new bacon?
29. Ubel - July 22, 2010 3:14 PM
It would be great if it wasn't $230