Die, Zombies!: A Rocket-Propelled Chainsaw
This is the design for a rocket-powered chainsaw launcher. The idea is that you'll be able to hack up a small group of zombies from a safe distance. Unfortunately, ammo costs will add up pretty quick if you don't retrieve your chainsaws. And, in case you couldn't tell because you have trouble with reality, this thing is ridiculous and will never see the light of day. Shooting chainsaws at zombies, really?! A circular saw launcher would be just as effective. Which -- hello, Craftsman? Transfer me to your president, I've got an idea that'll power tool his asscheeks off.
The Ultimate Zombie Killer [unrealitymag]
Thanks to Dave, Dancow and keith, who still prefer to kill zombies the old fashioned way: starving. Damn, you guys are some cruel-ass mama-jamas!
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Joerg Sprave the slingshot aficionado is back at it, this time with a weapon that incorporates a powerful slinger of shot at one end, and a combo zombie brain spiker/basher on the other. Plus -- PLUS -- it has an EJECTOR LEVER in case your spike gets stuck in a zombie's skull.... / Continue →
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'The Football' is the nickname given to the briefcase containing the protocol and authorization codes for launching a nuclear offensive that's always carried by one of the president's nearby aides (Wikipedia article HERE). Except for this one. This one's filled with a party. ... / Continue →
