Jul 9 2010CODE RED!: The NSFW Safety Advisory Chart
Great, now I want a Code Red. F***ing love that stuff. I'll even finish a bottle that's been rolling around in the backseat of my burning-hot car for fours days. You think I'm above that? I'm not above anything. This is the NSFW Workplace Safety Advisory System, it works just like the color-coded Homeland Security Advisory System. I don't know about you, but I could die happily never seeing a threat over yellow. You? I can tell you're a deviant. "LET'S CRANK THAT SHIT UP TO PURPLISH-BLACK AND DO THIS!"
NSFW Workplace Safety Advisory System [buzzfeed]
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Reader Comments
1. Michael Guild - July 9, 2010 11:20 AM
FIRST
2. Michael Guild - July 9, 2010 11:21 AM
SECOND
3. Michael Guild - July 9, 2010 11:21 AM
THIRD!
4. Michael Guild - July 9, 2010 11:24 AM
About time they came out with a warning system. now when nick sends me perverted shit i can be forewarned :P
5. wgte - July 9, 2010 11:27 AM
"WORPLACE" ??
...really?
@1,2,3,4 You, sir, are straight-up ass-up. Way to prepare yourself for rape. Very courteous.
6. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ <- you - July 9, 2010 11:37 AM
poor geekologie is clogged with firstarded twits today
7. UNO! - July 9, 2010 11:38 AM
Anyone up for UNO!.....fine i'll go first.....*draws card* FUCK YEAH WILD DRAW 4! Mwahahaaa *evil Look while fiddling with mustache* im so gonna win!
8. Riker - July 9, 2010 11:41 AM
I'm gonna hang this up at my worplace, as soon as I figure out what that is.
9. MAUL0r - July 9, 2010 11:49 AM
nice post, but now I must get back to wor.
10. Zombocalyptor - July 9, 2010 11:54 AM
Up for a UNO! *summon his power* *take a card*
Double Rainbow card !
Prepapre yourself for the apocalypse sir.
Why some awesome narvals appear on their logo ??
11. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ <- you - July 9, 2010 11:55 AM
I don't even remember how to play UNO
12. ಠ_ಠ - July 9, 2010 12:09 PM
examples ?
13. ಠ_ಠ - July 9, 2010 12:11 PM
and lol at the ಠ_ಠ face in the logo ಠ3ಠ
14. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ <- you - July 9, 2010 12:23 PM
I love those eyes
15. Jess - July 9, 2010 12:25 PM
You'd have thought that they would have used a spellcheck prior to posting this to the internet.
16. Stan Winstone - July 9, 2010 1:11 PM
Spelling FAIL= WORPLACE. Is that where the Wizard of Wor hangs his nutsack?
17. Shelbon - July 9, 2010 1:11 PM
@15 zbeling iz 4 nuhbz, tieping lyke uve nevar bin 2 skewl beefore iz awsumn
18. John - July 9, 2010 1:18 PM
don't quit your day job aspiring graphic artist...
19. James - July 9, 2010 1:38 PM
@1-18 phags
Cooooooooooooooooooooool idea!
20. lynxeleopardo - July 9, 2010 1:50 PM
Maybe GW shopuld use this color code when posting NSFW material; changing the BG color of said article for one of the above i.e. Jawa titties = Yellow BG color for the article | Fatty Mc Fat Fat with a triforce designed shaved in her pubes = Red BG color for the article.
21. A_Lan - July 9, 2010 1:59 PM
The Worplace will never be the same. Lol.
22. wes g - July 9, 2010 2:06 PM
geekologie.com is usually SFW - NSFW2
23. ObamaPacman.com - July 9, 2010 8:42 PM
For NSFW4,
turn off google safe search, and google: goatse
24. Skarvig - July 10, 2010 8:44 AM
This advisory system is so much fail.
First of all "Worplace", seriously? Spellfail
And NSFW2 is not even real softporn. So NSFW3 would be at most hardcore porn, but "Seasoned Internet Veterans" are used to that. To be suprised and or offended, it had to be something like the offended part of ED. But where is the harcore porn NSFW? Maybe NSFW2.5?
And NSFW4 has to be made first.
I know it is supposed to amuse me, to make me laugh and not to be taken seriously, but I'm not amused.
25. ptper - July 10, 2010 9:34 AM
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26. Super Soviet - July 11, 2010 10:02 PM
I would put furries in the top category. Seriously. I didn't need to see that shit. As if I don't drink enough already...
27. PHuzzY - July 12, 2010 12:37 AM
what about NSFW5 ' UltraViolet' Death or Termination of Employment??