Another Day, Another Expensive Gadget Getting Sniper Rifled: The iPad Edition

Because it's the Saturday before the 4th of July and I have two garbage bags full of homemade fireworks practically begging me to blow all my digits off, I'm gonna post a couple videos I've been meaning to get out of the way. This is one of an iPad getting shot with a Barrett M82A1 by the same guys that sniped the iPhone 4. So, uh, what the hell's up with shooting/blending all the latest gadgets? Sounds like an expensive hobby. Is this how you get your own reality show? Because if it is I'll put a hole through this f***ing laptop right this second. You hear that, Kourtney and Khloe?! I could take Miami.

Hit the jump for the video, along with a bonus slow-mo watermelon sniping because it is the 4th of July weekend.

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Thanks to jeff, who's never shot anything except his little brother out of a cannon. Jesus, at least tell me you made him wear a crash helmet.

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