Jul 9 2010Airport Closes After UFO Spotted In China
Apparently air traffic control at Xiaoshan Airport in China spotted a UFO on radar and was forced to divert flights until E.T. phoned the f*** home.
Arcing over Zhejiang's provincial capital Hangzhou, the UFO appeared to glow with an eerie white light and left a bright trail in its wake.
Stunned witnesses reported seeing a comet-like fireball in the sky and a number of local residents took photos of the strange ball of light.'The thing suddenly ran westwards fast, like it was escaping from something,' he said.
Running from something is right. It's called US. "This planet is a shithole, lets GTFO and hit that titty bar." "The Milky Way?" "You know it, brotha -- high-tentacle!"
Chinese airport closed after fiery UFO is spotted flying over city [dailymail]
Thanks to Romeo, Jordan and Peter Pan > Jiff, who would have PEWed that sucker out of sky, full-nelsoned those alien scumbags, and beat the secrets of the universe out of their bug-eyed brains.
Reader Comments
1. asdf - July 9, 2010 3:46 PM
FIRST
2. hank hill - July 9, 2010 3:46 PM
repost?
3. lolz - July 9, 2010 3:47 PM
HEH!!!!
4. Snafui - July 9, 2010 3:48 PM
double post n00b teehee
5. Alexandra♪ - July 9, 2010 3:48 PM
it's all a conspiracy... and a repost?
6. zakree - July 9, 2010 3:48 PM
So this is how you got to 5000 posts so fast :)
Its all good, I make mistakes when I've smoked and drank too much too.
Yay Friday
7. Jack - July 9, 2010 3:52 PM
Double post fail. Maybe it was the aliens
8. Shelbon - July 9, 2010 3:57 PM
It's more likely to have been caused by robots due to GW's hatred for them
9. TobyRaider - July 9, 2010 3:58 PM
Hey GW, what'd we tell you about eating the paint of your the walls in your mom's basement. Don't you know that stuff has lead in it..
Double post.. That's a first (and a fail) for GW...
10. seek890 - July 9, 2010 3:59 PM
DOUBLE POST LOLOLOOLOL UMAD?!
11. Alexandra♪ - July 9, 2010 4:00 PM
This re-post is getting more attention than the other sad first post.
12. VCobra - July 9, 2010 4:00 PM
Well it seems the Alien Robots have gotten to GW and are trying to confuse us all by resposting.......
13. Mike - July 9, 2010 4:01 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOB
14. Cakeflourz - July 9, 2010 4:06 PM
Wow, never seen GW double post before.
15. Darebear - July 9, 2010 4:12 PM
The rare DOUBLE POST FAIL.
Looks like a scramjet, or a hypersonic waverider type thing.
16. [:-] Asperflux [:-] - July 9, 2010 4:15 PM
Long last the robots!
Unfortunately this is neither an alien nor a robot attack. It's the military
17. Vassskk - July 9, 2010 4:17 PM
+1 @ 16
18. -Lmega5- - July 9, 2010 4:24 PM
O_O
19. Doh - July 9, 2010 4:30 PM
It's obviously frieza's ship ... we're all fucked.
20. Snoop - July 9, 2010 4:34 PM
@double post - your skills amaze even me.
21. VCobra - July 9, 2010 4:37 PM
Shhhh everyone quiet, he fixed it.....
22. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ <- you - July 9, 2010 4:47 PM
pffftt.... china
As soon as they get their shit together by SHIPPING AWESOME KILLER LASERS on time, they wouldn't have this unidentified flying object problem
23. Brandon Kveene - July 9, 2010 4:58 PM
So we see these so often You have to wonder if these are all hoaxes or some stupid spy plan or whats going on
24. Phalicy - July 9, 2010 5:01 PM
Its just another Russian Missle. Whats new.
25. HektikLyfe - July 9, 2010 5:05 PM
Meh...blinking lights spell aircraft. Unfortunately.
Still, lets imagine it is E.T. coming back for a sequel. Or to take its revenge on George Lucas for putting him in that terrible Phantom Menace disaster.
26. [:-] Asperflux [:-] - July 9, 2010 5:09 PM
Some Chinese experts claimed that the strange sight was actually debris from a US intercontinental ballistic missile. (WEATHER BALLOON)
Chinese officials later said that they knew what the object had been but were unable to make it public because there was a 'military connection.'
An official statement (cover story) is expected later today.
27. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ <- you - July 9, 2010 5:39 PM
@23 spy plans are a common sighting in the skies of overpopulated countries, begging one to question how incognito they really are
28. Remy - July 9, 2010 5:59 PM
@19
"Friezaaaaa!!!!!!!!! "
Best DBZ villain ever!!!!!
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Frieza
Rest in pieces planet Vegeta!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lteLWtfdbeM&feature=related
29. Hannibal - July 9, 2010 8:10 PM
GOH-ZIRRAH!
30. Matty - July 9, 2010 9:17 PM
That's not a UFO, its an iPhone 4. Where we're going, we don't need no... reception.
31. Kage - July 10, 2010 2:06 AM
Oh dear, looks like someones power level in china just jumped to over 9000....
32. powerfuldragon - July 10, 2010 3:18 AM
"Running from something is right. It's called US. "
i see what you did there.
33. JJ - July 10, 2010 3:50 AM
Just have Will Smith pilot a Super Veritech VF-1S type with a squadron of Rebel fighters. Go up there and KICK E.T.'s BUTT!
34. ptper - July 10, 2010 9:32 AM
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35. Graf Zeppelin - July 10, 2010 12:03 PM
OMG!!!! Space is so cool !!! a good place for earthlings Seeking for the stimulation**—-__aliens/ probing/ ing__D O T __C/O/M **—- i think u would like it,,,trust me u may find alien make u excited.now join free
36. Jas - July 10, 2010 12:12 PM
STOP SHITTING ON GW, people!
Geez, we all make mistakes and no one is perfect. And no one does what GW does better.
I am amazed at the fair-weather fans here. True fans would just let it go.
@30 TRUE THAT!
37. Laurenzio - July 10, 2010 1:27 PM
OMG THEY'RE HEEEERE!!!
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39. Dave - July 11, 2010 6:16 AM
I wonder if this UFO in China had any thing to do with the one I got on video the day before in Vietnam? You can see the video on Youtube at UFO sighting in Vietnam.
40. ptper - July 11, 2010 11:57 AM
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41. ciao - eatin' chili - July 11, 2010 8:50 PM
by looking at the shape of the vessel and measuring the expected trajectory, I say it's a pizza box being delivered by Papa John's. By using the new method with customized tanks. :D
42. Ballz - July 12, 2010 1:21 AM
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now that's a space ship
43. SAP Certification in London - July 12, 2010 5:07 AM
Are you kidding men???
44. dell discount codes - July 12, 2010 9:33 AM
Yes after seeing the UFO in the sky over Chinese territory. China started the precautionary action so they had first closed the Airports and many other things also until this problem is diverted from their range.
45. butt - July 12, 2010 10:52 AM
I am alien licker.
46. EdwardCullen - July 14, 2010 9:43 PM
MY PEOPLE HAVE RETURNED!!!
47. sas - July 14, 2010 11:28 PM
Really cool, looks a lot like a spaceship of some kind. Although I wouldn't be surprised if it was just a bunch of university kids trying out their new invention.
48. Legenda - July 15, 2010 2:05 AM
Is it real???
49. UnquestionableSupremecy - July 15, 2010 11:33 PM
It is most definitly an aircraft not a missile b/c of the size of its exhaust trail. and its quiet possible that it is an aircraft from our planet b/c it is burning fuel and that is technology that we understand very well here on earth. what i can't explain is why the propolsion system is on the bottom of the ship, and that kind of technology does not exist on this planet, yet.
50. ben - July 16, 2010 2:43 AM
The Hangzhou air port picture especially clearly looks like 2 contrails which are on fire -
Now doing some searches and
-There is a major airforce base their
- Hangzhou university specialises in Scramjet research
hehe looks like the lauded F22 is now a generation behind and China have a flying bird.
51. s.sindhiya - July 16, 2010 8:01 AM
I think this is True story. I do believe in UFO and i think they come to see the Great wall of China.
52. s.sindhiya - July 16, 2010 8:02 AM
I think this is True story. I do believe in UFO and i think they come to see the Great wall of China.
http://resultsfaq.com/ufo-in-china-a-mystery-over-china-sky-0716320.html
53. kailey - July 18, 2010 6:43 PM
if its not a hoix why isnt it on the news