Airport Closes After UFO Spotted In China
Apparently air traffic control at Xiaoshan Airport in China spotted a UFO on radar and was forced to divert flights until E.T. phoned the f*** home.
Arcing over Zhejiang's provincial capital Hangzhou, the UFO appeared to glow with an eerie white light and left a bright trail in its wake.
Stunned witnesses reported seeing a comet-like fireball in the sky and a number of local residents took photos of the strange ball of light.'The thing suddenly ran westwards fast, like it was escaping from something,' he said.
Running from something is right. It's called US. "This planet is a shithole, lets GTFO and hit that titty bar." "The Milky Way?" "You know it, brotha -- high-tentacle!"
Chinese airport closed after fiery UFO is spotted flying over city [dailymail]
Thanks to Romeo, Jordan and Peter Pan > Jiff, who would have PEWed that sucker out of sky, full-nelsoned those alien scumbags, and beat the secrets of the universe out of their bug-eyed brains.
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