Jul 21 2010Haha, Airport Security Loves A Good Joke!: Contraband Luggage Stickers
This is a sticker you can apply to a suitcase to make it look like you're a drug mule. I just bought one and you better believe airport security is gonna be ROFLing their metal detecting asses off! Oooor pointing their guns and yelling to spread my buttcheeks. BUT THEY'RE VIRGIN! (Haha, no they're not either) The stickers are $25 for a set of four and include this one, stacks of money, a tied-up hooker, and dildos/anal-beads. That's right, dildos/anal-beads. Speaking of which -- I swear one time when I was going through security I saw a funny-looking wiener on the luggage x-ray screen. It was mine -- I went through the machine!
Hit it for the worthwhile others.
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Suitcase Stickers are Cool as Long as Your Travel Doesn't Involve Airports [uberreview]
Reader Comments
1. ADrouin - July 21, 2010 12:37 PM
First. I think you do a wonderful job GW
2. addler - July 21, 2010 12:39 PM
second. this is great. need some
3. Lain - July 21, 2010 12:41 PM
OMG, yeah, no one would tell they're sticking the moment they see them a mile away....
4. Andre - July 21, 2010 12:41 PM
Where's the bomb one?
5. Lain - July 21, 2010 12:42 PM
*stickers (I'm retarded)
6. (◕_◕)┌∩┐Closet Nerd - July 21, 2010 12:47 PM
Those are pretty cool... i'd rock em.... or somethin
7. Jaja - July 21, 2010 12:47 PM
Sauce?
Do we has a product website? (Presumes there is due to GW saying he bought one, though of course he could be bending the truth.)
8. TheLepper - July 21, 2010 12:56 PM
Nice..... weed stickers would do. XD
9. Richard McBeef - July 21, 2010 12:57 PM
you know who will get a huge laugh out of this? I don't either, but I know it won't be some poor sap making minimum wage to find bombs, drugs, and tied up hookers in your luggage.
10. wtf - July 21, 2010 1:01 PM
FUCK
11. Melonie - July 21, 2010 1:02 PM
I don't think that's a hooker, I think it's a stewardess. Although I could understand the confusion... I'm just sayin'
12. MoD - July 21, 2010 1:11 PM
where's the one with snakes?
13. Truk - July 21, 2010 1:15 PM
wow... I was willing to give it a try, but the new GW does kind of suck. Sorry #1, but you're just making this worse by saying the new guy is good. Couldn't you maybe start him off on the Superficial or something? Let him get his feet wet on posts that I don't ever read because I'm just there to see the boobs of people that think they are celebrities.
14. poop - July 21, 2010 2:01 PM
GW SUCKS! this website is garbage!!!!
15. yuuuup - July 21, 2010 2:02 PM
@ Truk - Is there a new GW?!?! Did I miss something?
16. Sim - July 21, 2010 2:11 PM
I'm with @16, when did the change happen? I didn't notice!
17. Sim - July 21, 2010 2:11 PM
I'm with @16, when did the change happen? I didn't notice! Oh also it's definitely an air stewardess, not a hooker.
18. cocoa j - July 21, 2010 2:16 PM
@16 - there's no new writer... it's the same gw we've had for years. #13-15 is just the same dickless troll with nothing better to do.
19. www.fmeplease.com - July 21, 2010 2:21 PM
@19 it has to be a different one. the writing style/humor/wittiness is completely different than the old one. It's not funny anymore......
20. dude - July 21, 2010 2:29 PM
yeah, the writing style is different. It's funnier IMHO.
21. yuuuup - July 21, 2010 3:03 PM
ah... Thanks Cocoa j! As long as they don't get the Superficial Writer to write this blog I'll stay happy. Is it just me or does his writing make anyone else head hurt haha I always have to read the SW stuff like 2 or 3 times.
22. Jessica - July 21, 2010 3:20 PM
TL;DR: Approval. Talk about similar luggage "airport fun" things. Terrorist for Halloween.
Niiiiiice!
I'm heading off to California for three months on Halloween. I could use some of these...
Reminds me of those metal plates you can stick in your luggage. I think one was the shape of the American flag, and there were others. I think they were kind of "terroristy".
Speaking of terroristy, I thought it would be fun to dress up as a terrorist on Halloween, since I'll be in the airport/airplane for many hours. But then I thought I'd probably get shot before I even set foot on the sidewalk outside the airport. Or I'd get yanked away for questioning. Or both.
It'd be funny, too, because I'm a girl.
23. conor - July 21, 2010 3:24 PM
http://thecheeky.com/?p=22 here's the product site, if anybody actually wants them.
24. the idea man - July 21, 2010 3:49 PM
They should make some with caches of sci-fi weapons - light sabers, blasters, that weird flying ball from the needleheaded guy movie...
25. Truk - July 21, 2010 5:15 PM
Well, if it IS the same 'ol GW, better start drinking again lil' man...
Also, I have a completely delusional theory that the GW, SW, and Movie Guy have switched places, places or brains, places, brains or sex, I'm not sure yet.
26. Biologist - July 21, 2010 5:29 PM
I can attest to this. Had an orange biohazard sticker that read "not for food or drink" on my macbook going through security last year. The stopped the process, pulled me to the side and swabbed down everything that I planned to take on the plane while my family waited on the other side. 25 minutes later, after all swabs came back negative, I explained that I was a molecular biologist for the government and was one of the scientists that actually helped develop the machine they just used to clear me at the airport. They were not amused and told me to take the sticker off immediately or they would confiscate the laptop. Dicks.
27. Marlon - July 22, 2010 5:43 AM
Ten Dollars says nobody Black or Arabic is going to buy this.
28. Piggman III - July 22, 2010 5:45 AM
@17 Stewardess, hooker, all the same to me.
29. vroman - July 22, 2010 5:14 PM
If theres a big rip in the bag, why doesnt the hostage just crawl out?
30. stuntdouble - July 22, 2010 10:19 PM
Jessica.... you're stupid
31. yea! - July 23, 2010 3:07 PM
@29 true, unless the stewardess has no legs and has been drugged up so she cant use her arms.
32. yea! - July 23, 2010 3:08 PM
well that thing sticking out of the bottom isnt a knee its a huge tumor
33. Woops - July 23, 2010 3:50 PM
That's not a tied-up hooker, it's a tied-up flight attendant! Much better :)
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