Jul 21 201050 NES Game Endings Spoiled In 2 Minutes
This is a video of two guys spoiling the endings to 50 classic NES games. You might not want to watch if there's still some games you're working on BUT IT'S BEEN 20 YEARS, GIVE UP ALREADY. Unfortunately it's just the two guys talking and doesn't show any gameplay, making the video's viewability fairly low. Still, it's only two minutes, so unless you have a Kid Cuisine to put in the microwave you might as well watch it. You know, or keep toiling away for the man (tell him I said you shat in his wastebasket).
Hit it for the video.
Thanks to Jacqueline and Pastrami Noms, who both claim to have beat Zelda II which is a complete lie because they're just trying to get under my skin. Well guess what? It isn't working (yes it is too -- you're both dead-meat).
Reader Comments
1. poop - July 21, 2010 11:32 AM
GW SUCKSSSS!!!
Damn it you suck!
2. qwerty - July 21, 2010 11:33 AM
spamtastic
3. Annndddy - July 21, 2010 11:35 AM
mmmm ur failing GW, the best you have put up is a battery and a stripper pole for old ppl lately.....
4. TheLepper - July 21, 2010 11:35 AM
qwerty and poop sucks. lol :D they say GW sucks but they cant help but check out GW's articles. :D ;D boon noob poon noop
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6. internetLuddite - July 21, 2010 11:48 AM
i'd rather SEE the ending in 2 minutes. in other words, f this s--t
7. Shelbon - July 21, 2010 11:56 AM
Now I see no need to beat contra...if only I hadn't seen this.
Turn left you must?
8. www.fmeplease.com - July 21, 2010 12:02 PM
yeah this sux..... old gw writer, contact me!!!!
9. G.W. - July 21, 2010 12:03 PM
If i suck why come here?
10. TheLepper - July 21, 2010 12:04 PM
@9 lol
11. mikey - July 21, 2010 12:10 PM
yeah i agree with some people here. this SUCKS. i almost dozed off reading halfway through the article.
@4
and you know why we still keep coming back to read the articles here? because we're waiting for the time the ORIGINAL GW writer comes back.
12. name - July 21, 2010 12:28 PM
Hey thanks for posting about a video that you tell us how bad it sucks... great work there fake GW... really... great...
I hope this site gets the old GW back soon... this is wrecking my lunch hour... I hate you new GW, you and your lame posts and poor writing ability... lack of humor... dumb face... jerk.
13. poolice - July 21, 2010 12:30 PM
haterfagz are haterz
14. ADrouin - July 21, 2010 12:35 PM
Seriously people? Don't come to the site if you don't like him.
15. name - July 21, 2010 12:43 PM
@14 - been reading this site daily for about a year and a half... guess you're right. Really hoping this was a temporary thing - all the bad posts and low quality of humor and writing style...
Why, if the GW was just on a vacation wouldn't he introduce his fill in? My guess hes gone for good...just a guess...but hes not coming back... and I think if this is what the fans are to expect then we probably won't come back here either...
16. mikey - July 21, 2010 12:52 PM
@14
We LOVE this site. We keeping coming back because we're HOPING that one day, when we open up the page, read through the stuff, we laugh our asses off again cause of the humor and creative writng of the old GW writer. Now it's just been plain old boring. We want the old GW writer back!!!!
17. emptyaddy - July 21, 2010 2:40 PM
lulz @ ogre-eye on left.
18. Ocelot - July 21, 2010 2:50 PM
You know, I think GW's still got it, humor-wise. The articles he writes are constantly LOL funny. The content of the posts sometimes leave something to be desired but hey, if you don't like it go to some other lame site where the writers are robots and have no sense of humor or personality. I don't think GW left he probably just didn't get the raise he asked for and doesn't care as much as he used to.
19. TheDudeaBides - July 21, 2010 3:15 PM
Yeah, one day i read some of the comments on a post, and then somebody said that GW died or somethin and now some other guy is writing this. I didn't believe them, but then i suddenly noticed his humor HAD gone downhill. i wonder what happened......
20. Uncle Mario - July 21, 2010 3:20 PM
These geniuses were four years old when all these games came out. Way to abandon your generation.
21. Calyster the add hater - July 21, 2010 6:28 PM
eeee ok now i must agreee .. THE NEW GW FUCKING SUCK!
@16 i fucking agree
@5 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!
22. Storm - July 21, 2010 6:51 PM
I'm tired of people saying that the new GW sucks. Shut up already and grow a pair.
I like the posts.
23. Tom - July 21, 2010 7:45 PM
lame
24. Myshel - July 21, 2010 10:49 PM
"MegaMan defeats Dr. Wily
MegaMan defeats Dr. Wily again
MegaMan defeats Dr. Wily again
MegaMan defeats Dr. Wily again
MegaMan defeats Dr. Wily again
Mega Man defeats Dr.Wily again finally putting him in jai!"
:3 hilarious...♥
25. JasonsRobot - July 22, 2010 10:19 AM
I couldn't pay attention to anything they were saying 'cause I was mesmerized by the guy on the left's wonky eye. How dare he.
26. Ford - July 22, 2010 11:49 AM
Can someone please post a list of what they mention, so I know if the spoilers will actually spoil a game I'd play but haven't actually beaten yet?