This is a video of two guys spoiling the endings to 50 classic NES games. You might not want to watch if there's still some games you're working on BUT IT'S BEEN 20 YEARS, GIVE UP ALREADY. Unfortunately it's just the two guys talking and doesn't show any gameplay, making the video's viewability fairly low. Still, it's only two minutes, so unless you have a Kid Cuisine to put in the microwave you might as well watch it. You know, or keep toiling away for the man (tell him I said you shat in his wastebasket).
Thanks to Jacqueline and Pastrami Noms, who both claim to have beat Zelda II which is a complete lie because they're just trying to get under my skin. Well guess what? It isn't working (yes it is too -- you're both dead-meat).
72-Pins is selling old NES cartridges with stylized labels of popular new games. Each one costs $20 and make the perfect gift for the person who has everything. Literally, EVERYTHING. I'm talking spinning bow-ties and hoverboots. Alternatively, spend some time in Photoshop ... / Continue →
In a turn of events that shouldn't surprise anybody who's been willing to lose a job for a little recognition, a worker at the Chinese factory where the hairy palm and blindness-causing Nintendo 3DS (which isn't scheduled for release until March) is manufactured managed to smug... / Continue →
This is a video of a gamer girl (A gamer girl, not THE gamer girl) testing the durability of NES cartridges by freezing them, putting them in the washing machine, dropping them off buildings, drilling them, fireworking them and running them over with cars. How do the games fai... / Continue →