Free booze: want. Bullet earphones: do not want.
These Teknines Nine Millimeter Earphones from MUNITO look like bullets but they are in fact earphones. The copper alloy cases are gold plated and the cords are covered in Kevlar, and yes you will look like a pathetic wannabe gangster if you go out and spend the $250 it costs to get a pair.
$250?! Are you out of your gotdamn mind?! I'll tell you what -- you bring me twos shotgun shells and I'll make you some real earbuds. Plus every pair comes with a free story! One about you and I getting a little farm together and livin' off the fat of the land. Plus raising rabbits! (That's when I blow your brains out)
Teknines: 9mm Earphones Let You Pay Lots of Money to Look Like a Fool [uberreview]
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