Has your ass been acting up? Maybe you should consider punishing it with a little timeout in the Cactus Chair. You know, really make it sweat for a bit. Per designer Deger Cengiz:
Cactus Chair is an experimentation to investigate the effect of visual data to the user's experience. The existence of the Barrel Cactus gives a temporary discomfort, even though the user knows that the cactus behind the glass is not a real threat.
The chairs are real and available for $3,000 if you're not comfortable making your own out of an old aquarium. Unfortunately, I'm gonna pass. You see, I actually enjoy sitting on cacti. It's like having 10,000 lovers at once.
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The Least Uncomfortable Way To Sit On a Cactus [gizmodo]
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