WTF Took So Long?: Subway Finally Staggers Cheese Placement For Better Sub Coverage

Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I've been insisting my local Subway employees stagger the cheese like that forever. Plus make mustard smileys. WHO'S THE SANDWICH ARTIST NOW?!
Subway Finally Agrees to Tessellate Cheese [gawker]
Thanks to Jess, Niki and Sandra, who, together, add up to more girls than I spoke to in all of high school. And to Alexander, who made out with a lunch lady.
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