Neil Caldwell has developed a way to dye bacon so it looks like a unicorn just threw up next to your pancakes. Unfortunately, he won't say how it's done. But from the look of things it involves unholy amounts of peen-shrinking Yellow #5. Love that stuff. The doctor said if I don't drink at least a gallon a day I'll have no choice but to keep on being the world's greatest lover...of subway tunnels.
Hit the jump for several more shots of the unkosherness.
Colored Bacon [bacontoday]
Thanks to Yaya, who may or may not hold the divine secrets to the sisterhood. *punches myself in face*
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