Jun 9 2010What If: Popular Websites Were Drugs?

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Geekologie would be that crack rock, son. GET. IN. MUH. BRAIN.

Internet Vices [patrickmoberg] (with several others)
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The Internet, Conveniently Defined Through Drugs and Alcohol [gizmodo]

Thanks to Erik, who thinks Geekologie would be more like heroin but without the withdrawal. WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO WITHDRAWAL? You're dead to me, junkie.

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Is Twitter really that addictive?

SECOND! or not

Nah, GW, Geekologie ain't crack. Geekologie is more like the handful of random pills from the medicine chest I pop when I have friends over. I'm not sure anything will get me high, but I sure as hell will ACT like it to impress my friends and try and get them to do it to.

Wow, looking back, this analogy almost makes sense. That was rather unintentional.

Also, ANAL-ogy. HA!

Where da weed at?

Geekologie is a hell of a drug.

well well well beign Colombian and all I know a lil' bout that XD lol!!! and I don't think cocaine is as addictive as twitter or facebook ;) they also forgot pcp, trips, acids, hoffman, 'shrooms...among others

myspace is dead on
it died in the middle of 2008

@6

They also forgot:

uppers, downers, angle dust, black beauties, goofballs, snappers, Ohio smalls, Red Robins, DMT, CLT, RFT, GHT, kramers, slammers, slappers, poppers, Taiwanese Tortillas, loopers, black jacks, Busey Specials, brown betties, blue betties, and of course Marmalade Skies.

Chillingly accurate

Geekologie is like roofies and ex-lax. A potent combo.

@3, they should add your analogy to the pic, it's weridly brilliant o.o

what no plenty of fish?
that site is like sucking cock for crack, you dont want to go there but you need a fix and then feel dirty afterwards.

Geekologie ain't crack, it's weed all the way.

..But cocaine is expensive. It's anything but cheap. Fruitless, yes, but not cheap. This graphic is wrong.

and friendster is like eating elmer's glue.

@1uradouce
i don't even know you and if that is the best response you have, ur a class A re-recycled-douced bag

@2its called a razor and ur wrist, and if you honesty kill urself over this i wont care, i'm a firm beleiver in naturalrel selection

@3
wordrods words word you paroubley bot me beat ( I'm not even going to backspace to makemy words mzkeae morfe sensejZ) something about a dick ifn your ase.,... i stoppeed reading

@4
most random, weed is everywhehre, if you have it you don't need it, if ou don't, you've n3ver hade it in the first place, you have some, oo\\\\\ you want mre, ou you hve more you dont need less, but ifyou've nefver had any before, you don't know you need itand you'll never know how mucheyou might need it, and if ou you have tooo much much youl'll probably not even kjnow it , so if you have some, e3njooy it....

Who's Elmer? And why is he calling that white squirty stuff "glue"? And why are you eating it?

LADIES AND GENTS


I'M DRUNK,

I JUST READ MY LAST POST ADN I HAVE NO IDEA WNAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY


BUT, I'M STILLL DRUNK, S LET ME SA Y THIS


POP GOES MY HEART

Geekologie, Beer oh and bacon


*drools* baccoooonnn


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FINE


EVERYONE WHO POSTS FROM KNOW ON MUST USE THE nsrmr

GORDON FUCKN SHMWAY

he was a great man, and in his honerr.... you must all try to flame as hard as you can the person before you...;.. let me start

jews and mexocamop=asopm-;atomop-bagj;eeogj-cimt faced dpiddfefsal;k

holy fack, i just read my own p0st

i'm drunk as a fcking monky

ok...i have to admit this, but I'm now chilling with some wine & hookah.
but hey this is @ night.

i need soeme suort from my hommiesjfkdjakl

you know what, fuck ou late banchies, i've gpt soemge good peopl3 aroudnt eh fjdkla;ajfklad;jj

wpw, i'vve tried to stay classy but i can't keep upj, my onl adivce is to look up pet shop boys and look up their weird music vidieos...

big cup of bacon in melted cheese... or coffee

Facebook is more like Heroin.
You can't live without it, you get your friends to try it because you don't want to be the only one, and giving it up for any amount of time is fucking difficult.

@ STOMPY - How's the hangover? Whiskey again? Only one thing works, the hair of the dog that bit you.

@25, sooooo sad... but true... I hate even saying that.. .. I want some bacon scented heroin to snort.

BTW, Geekologie is that ROCK sunnn. I can't hit it just once in a day.. more like every 5-10 minutes throughout the day, just hoping that an even cooler article is going to appear this next time. And yes, when I don't have Geekologie I look like I am permanently mad....

@ STOMPY... i don't really know what to say
@ Dishy http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/220883/high-on-life-and-glue-t-shirt-profile.jpg

and Geekolgies is that rock... "it just keeps callin me maaan, it just keeps calllin me" ~Pookie
.... just sayin

wtf? no love for ecstasy? im dissapointed, spread the love xD

When did cocaine become cheap?

ahhh, morning after.... and no hangover

I love when i party hard and read what i posted from the night before, i guess thats what happens when an old college buddy shows up with mickeys and halo 1..... good times...

sooo..... it seems everyone else is dead.... feels kinda lonely in here.....

Geekologie is LSD, only the cool kids are doing it.

@STOMPY first I was going to high five you for your first post, then I got kind of annoyed and was just going to let it slide, but then you said mickeys and halo1 so HIGH FIVE!

Skimming these comments, I'm more convinced than ever that the GW sits around posting them himself.

@stompy wow..At first it was a little irritating and then after a couple of comments it got hilarious well played sir...or what?

glad i can entertain

SINCE WHEN IS COCAINE F*CKING CHEAP???!!!

4chan is Jenkem.

SO WHAT'S GEEKOLOGIE?

GOOGLE?

I'M ON A DOWNER...SO IDK WHAT'S GOIN ON.

I don't use Facebook, Myspace, or Twitter, but the Youtube one is so true!

Hey, have you seen WWW.SERIOUSLYSORRY.COM

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