it's official: Mario is dead and it's all BP's fault. Somebody call Bowser and tell him he can keep the Princess, nobody's coming for her. There, there, Toad, it'll all be okay. No, no it won't either. Which is exactly why I don't feel bad doing this *takes a bite out of Toad's head* Whee, everything looks like Rainbow Road!
Hit the jump for a dead Spongebob, video game characters chipping in to help with the cleanup, and the ironic BP picture of the day.
Mario Brothers - BP Oil Edition [zero-lives' flickr]
Spongebob: The End [jazjaz]
The Video Game Solution To The BP Oil Spill [kotaku]
Five Weeks In, Even Tetris Won't Work [kotaku]
BP, Reference Library [thisisnthappiness]
Thanks to Melissa, Chris, wes g, Catherine and Ryan, who all agree we should at least invite Godzilla to a brainstorming session.
Rest easy, Gulf of Mexico, James Cameron is on the job. Wait, what?!
Federal officials are hoping film director James Cameron can help them come up with ideas on how to stop the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
The "Avatar" and "Titanic" director was among a grou... / Continue →
BP recently admitted to Photoshopping a picture of their Houston-based oil spill command center to make it seem like the workers there don't just play Minesweeper and make dead sea turtle jokes all day. Little did they know. You can't fool the American public. ROFLOL!
BP ac... / Continue →
Baking: I'm not good at it. Wake-n-baking: I'm an allstar. But when I am doing some actual cooking I usually only cover myself with enough to protect my johnson from any scalding oil (typically a game-worn NBA athletic sock I've pre-stretched over a milk jug). But that's me.... / Continue →