Jun 8 2010DO WANT: Street Hawk Urban Assault Vehicle

Whoa.

WANT INDEED

0-60 in 3.5? Sounds like that chick who got asswhopped

AND IT HAS FOUR CUP HOLDERS!

gonna be kinda tough to see the gps screen from the driver's side, no?

CAD splooge. It will never make it past Autodesk.

reminds me of a hotwheel car....

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There is no way this thing will be able to deliver.

It's hard enough to design a car that breaks the 200mph barrier, much less one that can do that with those aerodynamics and heavy technical gadgetry.

If it can break that barrier, it will not do so pleasantly or safely.

Im with Hayes
its a fancy render of something that has never been built and will not likely be built successfully.

The new batmobile?

It screams Hummer...but its too sexy to compare! DO WANT!

Not to mention 4 CUPHOLDERS BETWEEN THE DRIVER AND PASSENGER! SEXY!!!!!

reminds me of the tank from master-blaster, with the stilt legs and all...

"The vehicle uses an innovative actijavascript:void(0);ve suspension system that leans into corners and maintains the ideal camber and caster geometry throughout operation." Wow. That's innovative. ;-) This is total b.s. Daisy? Where are you?

This is such BS. There is no way this thing can do 0-60 in 3.5 seconds AND have the off road capability. Also 22 mpg is just laughable. I hate to say it but this thing looks FAKE

First pic, that car's saluting Hitler.

It looks a lot like a Delorean to me.

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does anybody else realize, they look kind of like turtles when the wheels are down?

Does anyone else think it looks like the vehicle from Aliens?

C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again.

this is pretty much the batmobile from batman begins.

i demand bigger cup holders...and while you're at it: Seat belt for my Big Gulp.

wow now i have seen redneck rice.......it hurts my eyes

@ 22 - totally with you on that...

Great Anti Zombie capabilities.

When it's raised up it looks like one of the good-guy vehicles from the "Jaycee and the Wheeled Warriors" cartoon from the mid 80's. Anyone who remembers that cartoon will agree that contrary to popular opinion, rap culture didn't bring in "blinging, spinning rims", that cartoon did first.

If its fake (I know the pics are shooped), thats too bad. If this is going to be a real product though, I must have one for teh upcomming zombie invasion.

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This is fucking ridiculous, there is no way this vehicle can deliver what it says!

This is totally and utterly fake. You might aswell have put a photo of a double decker bus to match the "stats" you've quoted for this concept.

@ 5 - For that price those better be multifunction programmable displays.

Yeah, this is great to own if you like a car that screams "my penis is tiny."

Seeing things like this makes me angry. In the last few months hell has happened to me. I had the local crackhead walk into my place and steal my DVDs, reported to the police... they responded; "Do you really think our Captain will care when there's bigger things?" I wanted to smack the police. Then my father gets his GPS and laptop stolen from his car in the day time in the driveway, and just last night someone stole our $250 lawn mower.

I fuc*ing hate rich people, BP and shit like this! Pisses me off that I can't just smack the "easy" button and have fuc*ing money pour on my head like some of these asshats that have 4 Lambos and a garage und erground. FUC* YOU RICH PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and both my XBOX 360 and PS3 were smashed 4 days ago and I have no more unemployment! Sometimes I hate life.

/rant

@ORLY
So you're unemployed eh?
Maybe lots of DVDs, a GPS, a laptop, a $250 lawnmower, an Xbox 360 and a PS3 are all fairly unnecessary?

I love cars with actijavascript:void(0);ve suspension

@34
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"The Street Hawk is the best on-road performing Shadow Hawk"

Great ad copy.

where's the rack for my boomstick? this is perfect for zombie apocalypse! i won't need to buy one, just take it from the driveway of a dead rich person.

@35 & 37

You might be right that they aren't 'needed" things, but I know you wouldn't be happy if it happend to you as well. I'm just upset to work so hard, and have things stolen from me from the lower class scum.

I'm unemployed (laid off) because there's no construction in Connecticut, USA. I also cannot get another job or the union will disband me from their membership.

And #37 -- Before you actually try and sound like a badass, learn to spell. It might mean more if you actually didn't look like a douche yourself.

I'm just stating a point. Some people have money to burn, myself? I have enough to get by, but the point is, I work just as hard or harder than the majority of people and I get the crappy end of the stick.

@33 more like microscopic *and* impotent.

what a crappy rendering they did on that. they even used the tomtom interface as the GPS screen.

@34/40 - so, is it the rich people you hate or is it the "lower class scum" that stole your sh!t that you hate? or is it everyone? or just everyone that doesn't want to give out handouts? It doesn't sound like the union has your best interest in mind to me...

option 1) don't get a job but stay with union, complain about how life sucks because you have no money.

option 2) say F#ck the union, get a job, have money, buy a new lawn mower and pay some lower class scum $20 to mow your yard.

just say'n

Yeah right. IF this thing was a hybrid it could maybe get 0.22 mpg.

@43

Where will I get $29.00 an hour, benefits, 401K and insurance with no formal education? Not at Mc Donalds, not at JC Penny, or the mall.

Right now I make well over $500 a week doing nothing, most jobs don't pay that or want to pay me minimum wage. So right now, as much as I would like to work, I make more than a lot of people WHO do work doing nothing.

So yes, I will complain and bitch, but I am not asking for handouts.

It's been a rough week and I'm venting, but I guess the freedom of the Internet and the country I live in is being goverened by Nazis or something. It seems I'm not allowed to be angry at people, BP or just in general.

It's because people don't want to hear it. I don't blame them, but at least this shows some people they have a better life than I do, and it's because of people like me, who bitch and moan who shows others that their life isn't as bad as they once thought.

That's all. It's a lesson that a lot of people think isn't worth teaching. I'm not asking for pity or a sorrow filled reply, I'm just asking for people to read and say "Wow, my life isn't that bad.", then I can gladly say I've done my part.

Yes I could pay some low-income guy $20.00 to mow my grass, but why? It takes me 20 minutes and that's $20 more in my pocket. I've been where I am for 30 years and never had an issue until the last few months. Just saying.

Apparently you only need to see forward in this thing.

so this is what the spiked hair, popped collar, affliction wearing, fake tanning douchebags will be driving in the future???

So, ORLY, you decided to come look like a tool and whine here on this post because it's some shitty concept SUV thing? I don't get it.

ORLY, it sounds to me like the reason you are not asking for a hand out is because you are already getting one... $500 a week for doing nothing sounds like a pretty damn nice handout to me! i know it must be hard to no longer get paid $500 to play your xBox 360 or your PS3 but you have to admit you still have a pretty sweet deal making $26,000 a year for nothing! that is one thing that is wrong with our government... there is more of an incentive to do nothing than to go back to school and/or go a work.

i don't think my life is any better listening to you moan, i just think i look at things in a different way and look at things as a blessing rather than a curse. you're not cursed... the world is not out to get you! if you want to "gladly say" you've done your part then do something productive! or do you need to hear someone else's story that is worse than yours before you can say "wow, my life isn't that bad."?

no one is saying you don't have freedom of speech or any other freedom... you have the right to be mad at whom ever you wish. i just don't see what any of your b!tching has to do with bp (you keep mentioning them). unless you're laid off from bp... then it would make sense.

all in all, i do hope things turn around for you... good luck!

@22 I also think it looks like the vehicle from Aliens, just more clear in color, I used to want that car then but i'm still a million short :(

@45 ORLY

It is funny that you make $500 a week "doing nothing" yet in the next paragraph you say that you "aren't asking for handouts." I guess not, since you already have a rather large one!

And don't blame rich people for the fact that you can't get a good job. Do you honestly expect to get a good paying job with good benefits with no education? It sounds to me like it's your own damn fault for not going to school.

But don't listen to me, I go to a school that costs $55K a year and 100% is being payed by my parents, so I guess I can't relate.

They do like turtles when raised all the way up, and with all of the money that went into designing couldn't they have gone with better looking AC controls? I mean my 20 year old honda has those same dials...just sayin

This is completely retarded and irresponsible......but...gYEEEAAAH!! I fucking want one!! I just bust a little in my pants. So we meet again Tide 2x Ultra....

amen 51.
I'm really not understanding ORLY's posts myself. I thought he got laid off?
If he's not working then he's not actually making that $500 bucks a week plus benefits, he's just hoping it'll come back one day...
So getting a job and losing his union membership would help, since he's currently making nothing and min. wage > nothing...

but wtf do i know i go to a school that costs... I have no clue how much it costs because its being paid for 100% by ORLY's taxes! :D

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Street Hawk is a kick ass 1980's motorcycle driven by Jesse Mach and built by Norman Tuttle!

Proof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCItnKrXvMM

Young whipper snappers have no respect for early 80's cheesy television shows *grumble grumble*

i dont know if i like that it looks like an angry turtle...

I think I will order a red one.

This would be perfect for the zombie apocalypse.