Jun 8 2010UPDATED: What The Hell Did I Just Watch: Mortal Kombat: Rebirth

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Note: Video is after the jump for fear of accidentally FATALITY-ING your ass all over the front page.

This is a video making its way around the interwebs that appears to be an 8-minute trailer for an upcoming Mortal Kombat movie. Oooooor it may be some viral marketing for a new Mortal Kombat game. Which is it? I have no idea. It is incredibly well made though. Plus Reptile eats people's heads. Sick! Kidding, it's not any worse than a dog licking it's own a-hole. *ahem* CHLOE! Gimme kissies.

UPDATE: Looks like it's actually a movie. Well, a PITCH for a movie. Per Jeri Ryan (of Star Trek Voyager fame), who played Sonja Blade:

It's not a game trailer. Actually was made for the director to sell WB on his vision for a reimagined MK film. I did it as a favor to a friend. No idea yet what WB's reaction to it was. And I'm not sure how you can contact WB...to push them to make it.

Eight minutes of worthwhile billable time awaits you after the jump. FINISH IT!

Be sure to watch in full-HD if your netbook can handle it.

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Jeri Ryan Explains Her Role as Sonya Blade in Mortal Kombat Rebirth Trailer [trekweb]


Thanks to Roy, Jay3000, Rodrigo Cervantes, Furhan, Bill, redrumtd, Kent and ChickenNoodo, who memorized every fatality, babality, animality, brutality and friendship because they really enjoy humiliating their opponents. Damn, you guys are cold! I'm talking -- wait for it, wait for it -- Sub-Zero.

Thanks to Leah for the update, I had already managed to drink away the memories of everything I posted yesterday.

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inb4 first

Test your might,
Test your might.
Kano, Liu Kang, Rayden, Johnny Cage, Scorpiom Sub-Zero, Sonya.
MORTAL KOMBAT!
FIGHT!

Rigghhtt....

HOLY SHIT! I HAVE BEEN WAITING YEAAAARS FOR THIS! I really hope this is the real deal.

So...dissapointed.

Toasteeee!

typo!! you* guys are cold!

sick video btw

That was epic.
"MY NAME IS SCORPIAN" Now GET OVER HERE AND SUCK MY DICK.

loved it....

Man, Mortal Kombat really hates Johnny Cage.

WTF did you just watch GW?

PURE AWESOME WITH AN 8 MINUTE DURATION

I think I just sharded myself...

Wasn't that Michael Jai White as Jax (or "Jacks" I guess in this case)? If so it leads me to believe that it's for a movie versus a game, and I'd heard elsewhere (weeks ago) that it was indeed the movie being re-booted. Hopefully the whole thing will look like that.

This is what a fuckin' Mortal Kombat movie should be!

Looks like they've ditched the arcade style fighting in one arena,which Tekken seems to of took up!

Scorpion as the main character.
FUCK YEAH!

Just saw this elseware. AWESOME. I think it's a movie if they got Michael Jai White for the role. I doubt they'd do that for a viral video, but regardless would also make an awesome new game.

*roboshrug* ill buy that dvd outta the 5 doller bin.

i love sub-zero!
haha i like kept pausing and unpausing the vid so i could see what sub-zero was gonna look like (7:12)
haha

This looks like a movie... Scorpion looks like Lou Diamond Phillips and Soyna looks like Jessalyn Gilsig.

Terrible, that was so fucking 90s.
It didn't even have that awesome theme song.

err I mean Jerri Ryan as Soyna.

heres Sub Zero for ya

looks like a video game render.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v701/madart84/SUBZERO_REBIRTH.jpg

It has been confirmed. It is a real movie, and here is Sub zero. http://www.zbrushcentral.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=133717
I don't know why is he animated?!

It looked like such crap and fan made, trying too hard to make it look legitimate as a movie. yes, Mortal Kombat is coming out with a reboot, but it is years down the road, 2014ish is the estimated release date.

Stop the video at 7:13...Look at the paper that Scorpion is holding...BOOBS.

MK Fan, I seriously doubt how this could be fan made. Seeing as Jeri Ryan http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005394/ is playing Sonya Blade in the video posted above (either that, or the resemblance is uncanny). I know Jeri Ryan is not hugely known, but i doubt she is obtainable by some "run of the mill" fan. Though she could be a fan herself, ha ha ha.

I don't have sex with a lot of women, but when I do, their resemblance to Jeri Ryan is uncanny.

OMFG I hope this shit is real!!! I have been a MK fan since I was little and man I am going to jack off when I see sub zero..!!!! WOO WHOS WITH MEH?!?!?!

for all you douchebags rambling about how horrible it looks blah blah fan made blah blah shitty movie jibber jabber need to go roll over in a ditch and die. can u make a better movie? wait whats that...u caint u say? then stfu.

looks like a dope movie fan made or not would love to see more

i just jizzed in my pants a little

@6 ... what?

It's gotta be the game, if you pause on the flash of sub zero's face, it's definitely a 3d character model.

bullshit! this doesn't have enough ninja's to be real mortal combat.

@26,
Did you not see the dead boobie action at 2:28? Cadaver boob FTW!!

haters, stop hating. you know that looked good.

your inner child just got some bunk time.

@33,
Yeah, because there have never been movies that have live action and CG enhancements together in the same movie, ever (/major sarcasm). You're a dumbass!

@30,
Amen bro!!!

It's the real deal...

The woman who appears at the end its Jeri Ryan... a real actress who appeared in strar trek and boston public...

She is gonna be Sonya Blade in the movie... You can see that in his wikipedia page

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeri_Ryan

It's a test video to convince WB of investing.
It's director was Kevin Tancharoen (Fame remake)

- Jacks / Jax: Michael Jai White (Spawn, 1997)
- Sonya Blade: Jeri Ryan (Star Trek: Voyager)
- Baraka: Lateef Crowder (Eddy Gordo in the new Tekken movie.)
- Scorpion: Anthony Dale (Kazuya in Tekken)
- Johnny Cage: Matt Mullins (Blood and Bone, 2009)

Here is a screencap of Sub-Zero that flashes just as Scorpion picks up the FBI files... http://i50.tinypic.com/2nv5xzc.jpg

PLEASE tell me we'll see Jeri Ryan in a skimp Sonya Blade outfit.

Im feeling viral video marketing for a new combat movie eh?

Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at an age gap dating site[ S E E K C O U G A R *c-o-m_]---a nice and free place for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends

Anyone notice that if you scan the clip to where he hold the pic of sub zero its actually some topless chick (7:13)

THIS LOOKED FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!!

THIS LOOKED EVEN BETTER THAN THE TWO MOVIES THEY MADE
yeah the first movie was ok,
but this looks way better,
and the fighting also looks much better!!!!!

I hope GOD I HOPE IS GORY AS HELL!!!!!
i mean the games were, And the movies were not gory at all, i hope this is as gory as a horror movie,
and i hope Baraka Shaves his head for the tournament!!

PLEASE PLASE let this be real and RELEASED SOON!!!!


Also seeing SPAWN there,
I WISH THEY MADE A NEW SPAWN MOVIE that looked like this, this was just so awesome!!! it made me really sad that SPawn 2 was never made

Tod mcfarlane is trying to finance his own spawn movie right now....I doubt Lateef will cut his dreads...they get him many rolls

I'm guessing this is for a game...but I would love for a movie to come out.

This movie looks good but die hard MK fans are gonna be pissed with the direction the movie is going with Baraka and Reptile both being human. Unless Reptile is in his human disguise and shows his true form later in the movie. Baraka is completely wrong though.

To all the people that are saying that this little clip is for a game... that is false... it has been confirmed with many movie websites that the 8min clip shown above is has no relation to the next installment of the MK video game series... It has been confirmed that the clip is in relation to the upcoming reboot of the MK film series... many say that the slip shows that the new film is going to have a very "Noir" feel to the design (think the Noir Marvel comic books)... very gritty... dark... like the MK series should be.

Wow they screwed up the story so much it's sick. It looks cool but the story isn't anywhere near actual MK.

#49 is like the only other person that has noticed haha shows who the actual MK fans are!

Er, #48 I mean....

Garbage, garbage, absolute garbage. I actually remember when the original Mortal Kombat, and...good lord, this is one of the most offensively idiotic things I've ever seen. They took all the cool stuff that's been piling up over the years, and the throw it out the window for what? A bad crime thriller that seems like one of those awful fanfics that's really just an original story that hijacks copyrighted characters? This is worst the horribly casted and advertised "The Last Airbender", or that Dragon Age trailer that actually played MARYLIN MANSON music.

And worst still, it's going to do well. People have become such illiterate, unthinking blobs of idiocy with no standards, creativity, or imagination whatsoever. People like YOU are dragging down the entertainment industry.

-Tabris

BARAKA IS BALDDD!!!! NOT SOME GODDAMNNED HERB SOMKING RASTAFARI FROM HELL!!!!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so Reptile and Baraka aren't from different realms, they're just creeps from CSI?? This is screwing with the very foundation of the Mortal Kombat universe, and I don't like it.

@50

did u like the story from the other movies BETTER than this? i think not.

@54

i suppose you think jax should have a flat-top fade too? racist.

@53
That's funny, it almost seems you think anyone cares about your opinion.

AWESOME.

@58 I supossed that u want Jax as a White dude too!!! :P ignorant

2:30ish. BEWB. Seriously, why are there not more people bringing this up?

Jax - wanna know how I got these scars, no, because you're dead, so wtf are you doing in this movie?

Sonya - Old.

Baraka - more like blackkaka

Sub-Zero - Fake

Scorpion - contacts

Johnny Cage - Eric Roberts

Reptile - psoriasis

Overall - CFW for this to come out so I can wear my home-made Goro costume and jerk-off X 4. If I had a quarter for every time I pumped quarter after quarter in this game, I would have, well, same amount of quarters. Just had a fucking nerdgasm.


Doesn't look half retarded! I'm impressed.

Sir, I will buy what you're selling.

Isn't Jacks the same guy that played Gamble in the dark knight?

Wow.
That was actually pretty cool. Jai White kinda overdid the dead seriousnesess a little, but overall pretty damn impressive for a game teaser. Heh. I actually watched the first one in theater and I remember thinking, "damn, this movie sucks balls but the music is pretty killer."

I'm surprised more nerds aren't jizzing all over this. Sonya is being played by 7 of 9 from star trek.

A movie with the whole "Outland" / "Other realm" garbage was already made, so I don't see why people are complaining about that - it's just a bullshit story to give the game some background. I actually like the first movie, but something dark, gritty, and "real" like this would make a far better movie (and conversely a much worse game - go figure).

at 46. BIGSAMPSON

thanks for the info, i didnt know todd mcfarlane was trying to get the movie done

also
well i think reptile looks really gross,
which brings me to the first problem,
How can they make a realistic gritty movie with the costumes used in mortal kombat??????
i really want to see scorpio and sub zero kill each other in costumes

AND FOR THOSE who say this is CRAP
Did you guys liked the MORTAL KOMBAT SEQUEL??? i think NOT
that was the cheesiest thing i have EVER SEEN!!!!!!

As a Mortal Kombat movie this is already a total failure in my eyes... As a generic action movie under another name this is absolutely a HUGE win. Good luck to whoever financed this... it could go either way.

Could be worse, for a pilot teaser this didn't seem that poorly done. This method was used for selling the idea of the film adaptation of sin city and paid off. Frankly, the other MK movies were crap and tried to stick to the main plot line. If this trailer is any indication the full film would actually be worth watching. It's attempting to add a bit of realism to the MK experience without being as bad or as cheesy as the first attempts.

Wow. Did Zack Snyder make this? Because this trying-too-hard-to-be mature/realistic/adult bullshit reeks of the guy.
Newsflash retards: Mortal Kombat isn't supposed to be "realistic", it's fucking retarded camp of the highest order - that's the only thing it has going for it. This just felt like another "The Legend of Chun Li".

Ok, don't get me wrong, but I think the quality is good, but they are seriously jacking the story up. I agree with 48, Baraka is a Tarkatan, not a human gone psycho. Reptile wasn't born human, he was a Saurian, or Raptor (that was their name in the story). To be honest, I'm not a huge fan of the new scorpion either.

I am however a fan of the gore and targeting an adult crowd seeing as all of us that grew up on MK are definitely not kids anymore, lol. Let's get this right, people. I want to see fatalities galore, and it better be non-stop fighting. Oh and even though I hate you human Baraka, WTG FOR KILLING JOHNNY! That homo was homo.

This just kicked my ASS. I want MORE!!!!!

This is a joke right?
It's a parody of those moronic "gritty" reboots right?
Oh god please tell me this was intended to be a parody.

Interesting.....looks better than Annihilation.

@73
A movie about a secret underground tournament involving a mutant cannibal and a deranged rastafari plastic surgeon is worlds away from anything that could be considered "adult".
But then again you probably think Saw is mature entertainment for mature viewers such as yourself, amirite?

I just came.

Blah, given the choice I'd much rather see a feature length version of Street Fighter Legacy!

@77

There's nothing wrong with having immature tastes in movies, Pedro. Learn to accept that. You'll be less stressed out.

I can't believe people are actually mad that it's not traditional MK. They tried that... kinda... and they failed. Whoever made this probably knows all about the origins of Reptile and Baraka and threw them out the window. You know why, because this is a REIMAGINING. You can't possibly fuck up the story because you're telling a different story.

All that being said I think this looks awesome. I personally like what they've done with the story and if it does get made into a movie, I'm definitely going to be checking it out in theaters.

i still think my penis iss 3x's as short as this teaser

This looks lame as all hell. Mortal Kombat Karacters with .....DrUMRoLL.....NO POWERS!! Yes, its regular Joe's off the street who attend karatay classes fighting with nifty mods done to their body. O I touch myself with anticipation!

It was a seven-minute short, titled Mortal Kombat - Rebirth, was created and posted on the Internet as an unofficial test shoot that served as a push for an R-rating for the film. Directed by Kevin Tancharoen, the clip starred Michael Jai White as Jacks (Jax) (depicted therein as a police detective) and Jeri Ryan as Sonya Blade, with other characters such as Reptile, Scorpion, Johnny Cage and Baraka making appearances.

Courtesy of Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_Kombat:_Annihilation#Sequel

HOLY CRAP. AWESOME!

Man, why does Johnny Cage always have to die

This is a TEASER. This could have nothing to do with the actual storyline, or everything to do with this. This is just a taste of the TYPE of movie they want to create, the DIRECTION they want to take the franchise.

This is many, many times better than the "true to storyline" straight-to-DVD movies they made before. This looks like it might actually be somewhat entertaining.

Hell, at the very worst it will be a poorly done Sin City which honestly is better than most of the shit coming out these days.

@86 - Because Johnny Cage is a pussy.

omg this is freaking awesome lol johnny cage FAG.

omg I am so turned on after having watched that. Finally a movie based on something from my childhood that doesn't totally ruin it .. just changes most aspects of it. Wait, what? At least it looks good!

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Wait.... Mortal Kombat had a story?

Since I'm a fan of the games, I really wanted to see a proper MK movie. This one seems to be trying to go the Christopher Nolan Batman route (which may or may not work out as well), and taking some major liberties with the backstories and looks of the characters.
The original adaptations were somewhat close to the game, but they were so watered down... and the sequel was just horrible.

While I'd like to see something different that what's already being/been done, I also think that this will most likely be badass.

FOR ALL OF THOSE THAT SAID THAT THIS VIDEO "SUCKED", YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS!!! WHY?!! BECAUSE THIS IS JUST A QUICK LITTLE "TEST FILM", THAT THEY RUSHED ON (IT'S NOT SUPPOSE TO BE OF GREAT QUALITY). PEOPLE USUALLY DO THESE QUICK LITTLE "TEST FILMS" JUST TO GET AN "IDEA" OF WHETHER OR NOT A CERTAIN MOVIE DIRECTOR, WRITER, ETC. SHOULD BE "WORTHY" OF DIRECTING THAT CERTAIN FULL-LENGTH MOVIE OR NOT. NOW AS RATING THE VIDEO FOR WHAT IT IS: A "TEST FILM", I WOULD HONESTLY SAY THAT IT'S JUST "OK", I THINK THAT IT LOOKS "HALF-PROMISING OF A POSSIBLE GOOD FULL-LENGTH FEATURE FILM". ALSO, I WAS KINDA WISHING THAT EVEN THIS TEST FILM "PROMISED" SOME BLOOD SPIRTS (FROM THE MOUTH) LIKE IN THE VIDEO GAMES. THEY SHOULD HAVE THE SAME BLOOD-TECHNIQUES THAT THEY USED IN THE MOVIE "FIGHT CLUB" (WITH **THAT** AMOUNT OF BLOOD). THE MORTAL KOMBAT RE-MAKE DEFINITELY **NEEDS** AN R-RATING.

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