The End Is Nigh: Hello Kitty Motor Oil

Why anybody (except this person) would pay $33 for a 3-liter can of Hello Kitty motor oil is beyond me. Actually, why Hello Kitty motor oil exists in the first place is beyond me. I mean, Hello Kitty fanatics that change their own oil? There can't be more than two one of them. And that's me! Wouldn't trust my pussymobile to anything else.

Hello Kitty Motor Oil: Sanrio Officially Goes Too Far [jezebel]

Thanks to Blaqk Panda and Romeo, who both bought cans and plan on wearing them on their heads for Halloween this year. Wow, you two are gonna be the belles of the ball.

Family's $82K Christmas Lights Electricity Bill

The Faucher family (suck it, Ben Stiller!) of Delaware loves Christmas. Granted they probably don't even know why it's celebrated, but they do love putting up Christmas lights. Me?... More →

It's All I Drink: $100/Bottle Hello Kitty Water

Luxury water shouldn't exist. As far as I'm concerned, there should only be two grades of water: frugal (that's brown and might make you sick), and plain. We don't... More →

Thanksgivingless: Pork Pressed Into Shape Of Piglets

This is a chunk of pork that's been pressed into the shape of Babe and sold as a 'Mini Piglet'. Presumably to remind you you're eating more than just... More →