The End Is Nigh: Hello Kitty Motor Oil

Why anybody (except this person) would pay $33 for a 3-liter can of Hello Kitty motor oil is beyond me. Actually, why Hello Kitty motor oil exists in the first place is beyond me. I mean, Hello Kitty fanatics that change their own oil? There can't be more than two one of them. And that's me! Wouldn't trust my pussymobile to anything else.

Hello Kitty Motor Oil: Sanrio Officially Goes Too Far [jezebel]

Thanks to Blaqk Panda and Romeo, who both bought cans and plan on wearing them on their heads for Halloween this year. Wow, you two are gonna be the belles of the ball.

• $100,000 Credit Card Made With Gold And Diamonds

  November 8, 2012

  This is the incredibly ridiculous Russian 'Sberbank Visa Infinite' credit card. It's made of pure gold and has 26 diamonds in it. It makes me hate wasteful rich people even more than I did before, which was already a lot. The card costs $100,000 to obtain, $65,000 of which g... / Continue →
• Get Back Inside!: KFC's Burger With Cheese On Top

  June 27, 2012

  This is the 'Streetwise' Cheese Top Burger from KFC in the Philippines. It has a slice of melted cheese on the top of the bun, making it the LEAST 'streetwise' burger I've ever seen. Jesus, the only streetdumber sandwich would be one with ALL the condiments on the outside. No... / Continue →
• Those Signals Cause Cancer!: Wi-Fi Proof Wallpaper

  May 10, 2012

  Scientists in Grenoble, France have created a silver-crystal coated wallpaper that blocks Wi-Fi signals. The wallpaper will be available for sale next year, but amazingly isn't being marketing to the people who're convinced Wi-Fi signals cause testicular shrinkage and saggy bo... / Continue →