The Best Things Have Already Been Invented

Hang up your thinking caps, inventors, because you'll never top bacon pancakes and they were invented decades ago. Possibly by Aunt Jemima herself, who may or may not be related to George Washington Carver. Get it? Because they were both black ahead of their time. F*** I love some peanut butter.

Bacon Pancakes! [joeydevilla]

Thanks to Masato, who invented sausage pancakes but Jimmy Dean bought the patent and buried it.

Bac-AT: Stomping Rebels With Deliciousness

Well folks, the guys over at This Is Freaking Ridiculous have done it again. As you longer-term readers may recall, last year they created the BA-K-47 to celebrate Bacon... More →

Why Didn't I Think Of That?: Bacon Jam

Bacon Jam is jam made out of bacon. It is probably man's crowning achievement and goes great on toast alongside some super-runny eggs. I know this because I have... More →

It's About Time!: Live-Crab Vending Machines

Note: Video of the crab-vending action after the jump. China, best known for not being on the exact opposite side of the globe as California (you could have told... More →