The Best Things Have Already Been Invented

Hang up your thinking caps, inventors, because you'll never top bacon pancakes and they were invented decades ago. Possibly by Aunt Jemima herself, who may or may not be related to George Washington Carver. Get it? Because they were both black ahead of their time. F*** I love some peanut butter.

Bacon Pancakes! [joeydevilla]

Thanks to Masato, who invented sausage pancakes but Jimmy Dean bought the patent and buried it.

• Bac-AT: Stomping Rebels With Deliciousness

  April 12, 2010

  Well folks, the guys over at This Is Freaking Ridiculous have done it again. As you longer-term readers may recall, last year they created the BA-K-47 to celebrate Bacon Day (uh, isn't that every day?), and this year, a Bacon AT-AT. STOMP ME IN THE MOUTH! I needed a follow u... / Continue →
• Why Didn't I Think Of That?: Bacon Jam

  October 21, 2009

  Bacon Jam is jam made out of bacon. It is probably man's crowning achievement and goes great on toast alongside some super-runny eggs. I know this because I have a knack for choosing incredible food pairings. You ever tried peanut butter and jelly? That shit's legit! ........ / Continue →
• It Was Only A Matter Of Time: A Bacon Skyrim Helmet

  December 13, 2011

  This is a replica of the helmet worn by Dovahkiin in Skyrim except made out of popcorn bacon. Because that's what people do: make things out of bacon, then post pictures of them online. You know what the problem with a bacon helmet is though? Dragons LOOOOOOVE bacon. It's g... / Continue →