Jun 20 2010Thank God I'm Sterile: Happy Father's Day!
I swear, I don't know how you guys do it -- I can't even take care of myself. Just sayin', I almost burnt my entire apartment complex to the ground trying to boil hotdogs for lunch. What does that say about my potential parenting skills? Sharp as a tack, that's what. Kids love beans & weenies. So yeah, HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! Especially to you, dad (I'll call as soon as the fire department leaves).
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Reader Comments
1. BigDaddy - June 20, 2010 2:51 PM
Thanks!!
2. JOHHN - June 20, 2010 2:51 PM
Hey everyone, I'd like to let you all know that I was the first person to comment here.
3. John Connor - June 20, 2010 3:08 PM
@2 Soooooooooooooooo fail man JOHHN! XD
4. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ <- firstard - June 20, 2010 3:12 PM
What's the definition of illegitimate again?
5. Steve Jobs - June 20, 2010 3:18 PM
ooooooooohhh snap!
6. haha @ 2 - June 20, 2010 3:21 PM
haha nice job there #2....
7. FIRST - June 20, 2010 3:46 PM
YOUSUNKMYBATTLESHIP
8. Thomas - June 20, 2010 4:06 PM
Ironically I Sent This To My Dad For Father's Day!
9. Niro - June 20, 2010 4:49 PM
9th!
YESSSS
10. Niro - June 20, 2010 4:50 PM
This post made me think, GW.
Stop making them so... Hard to read.
11. Liquid Tension - June 20, 2010 6:02 PM
Dad, you've always been like a father to me
12. Dishy - June 20, 2010 6:05 PM
Are you doing that on purpose GW? Or did you really let your subconscious write this post?
13. internetLuddite on Twitter - June 20, 2010 6:06 PM
GW, I am your father. Just sayin'.
14. ORLY - June 20, 2010 7:23 PM
I hope my father dies.
15. pickles - June 20, 2010 8:08 PM
ORLY- You can have my dad; he's kind of a dick, but he's got a sweet mustache...
16. Samir Notgonaworkhereanymore - June 20, 2010 10:40 PM
Hey GW, kudos from Louisiana... nice post
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18. LEE HARLESS DAMMIT!! - June 21, 2010 7:43 AM
I'm starving! When's lunch? ..daaaaaad!
19. poorbastard - June 21, 2010 8:29 AM
Happy Father's day to all you Dads out there, wish I knew which one of you A holes is mine.
20. Ross - June 24, 2010 11:43 AM
I don't get it