Thank God I'm Sterile: Happy Father's Day!

I swear, I don't know how you guys do it -- I can't even take care of myself. Just sayin', I almost burnt my entire apartment complex to the ground trying to boil hotdogs for lunch. What does that say about my potential parenting skills? Sharp as a tack, that's what. Kids love beans & weenies. So yeah, HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! Especially to you, dad (I'll call as soon as the fire department leaves).

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Honey? Honey What Are You Doing In There?!: Sex Toys, The Infographic

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