Zombie + Stormtrooper = Deathtrooper?
Want a 1/6 scale Deathtrooper bust? Me neither. But I would take a 1/6 scale zombie Leia bust, I don't care if her boobs are rotting off or not. Kidding, that's disgusting. But not disgusting enough to not sleep with at night!
Nothing can prepare the galaxy for what lies waiting aboard a seemingly abandoned, derelict Star Destroyer. Amidst its vast creaking emptiness the unknown is lurking and the dead are slowly rising: soulless, unstoppable, and unspeakably hungry.
This elite Stormtrooper is infected with more than just the dark side. At 6.5 inches this remarkably horrifying 1/6th scale mini-bust is crafted in heavy, high quality polystone, featuring detachable armour plates revealing the morbid decay of the Imperial walking dead.
I didn't actually read any of that. Pre-order now for ~$95 and your undead trooper will ship mid-November. By which point you'll have forgotten you ever ordered it in the first place, and kick yourself for thinking it was a good idea. Then me kicking you because you made it look so fun.
Thanks to St Cup o' Water, second in command only to St Cup o' Noodle.
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This is a video of an augmented reality game designed by the Georgia Tech Augmented Environments Lab and the Savannah College of Art and Design - Atlanta. It's called 'ARhrrrr', which, despite sounding piratey, is actually a zombie game. It's pretty cool too. You play the ga... / Continue →
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This is a 37-minute zombie musical about two dead people in love (nasty!) called Rigamortis: A Zombie Love Story. If I told you I watched all 37-minutes of it I'd be lying, and if there's one thing I pride myself on it's not being a liar a four-foot shlong. Yes, I can pee ove... / Continue →
