Sounds Fun Awful: An Underwater Pogo Stick
The Sub Jumpa is a $60 pogo stick made for use underwater. It looks marginally more fun than drowning.
This is the only pogo stick designed for use in swimming pools that allows you to perform a variety of waterborne stunts as you bounce off walls or bottoms. A rigid ball filled with water fits into the non-slip footrest, providing responsive push-off when compressed against a pool's floor with your body weight, enabling you to splash effortlessly in shallower water and bound powerfully through deeper water. The stick is made from heavy-duty ABS plastic with two rubber handlebars for a firm grip. For use with in-ground pools with solid surfaces
Oh man, just imagine the hours of enjoyment actually having a good time playing with this thing. Impossible, isn't it? It is. And so is looking into my eyes and not getting wet.
Hammacher Shlemmer Product Site (surprise, surprise)
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The Sub Jumpa: The first and last Underwater Pogo Stick [onemoregadget]
Thanks to Spikey DaPikey, who doesn't need a pogo stick to have a good time in the water -- just a shit-ton of pool noodles.
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