June 25, 2010

Oh You Think You're Sooo Tough: What You'll Really Do During The Zombie Apocalypse

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The latest in zombie apocalypse pie-charts, this one shows what you'll most likely be doing in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Not to brag or anything, but I'll almost certainly be in the little green pie-piece. Ooooor masturbating in my closet until I'm eaten.

Things That An Average Person Would Do During A Zombie Apocalypse [graphjam]

Thanks to Kaibedz, who's smart enough to know the best way to plow through zombies in the street is by driving in reverse. You don't want to f*** up your engine with a horde of the undead outside your vehicle.