Oh Hai New iPhone. Say, You Look Familiar...
- Two cameras, one back facing 5MP with LED flash, one forward facing VGA, plus "FaceTime" video chatting (but only from iPhone 4 to iPhone 4 over Wi-Fi).
- Double the display resolution, now 960 x 640 (from 480 x 320)
- 720p video recording
- Powered by Apple's A4 processor
- Adds 3-axis gyroscope to motion controls
- More squarer
- Less roundy
There you have it. The 16GB starts at $200 for qualified AT&T servants and the 32GB for $300. Cute girl at the Apple store's number not included, although I'll get it for a price. Of course you're gonna have to wear a GW mask on all your dates. Plus if you end up getting married and having children I'll actually legally own them. Think about it.
Thanks to everyone who sent this in, I knew something was supposed to happen today (I mistakenly guessed it was trash day and took the bin out the curb).