Satan, are you down there? This is a giant-ass sinkhole in Guatemala City that appeared over the weekend after tropical storm Agatha (whore! You're no Cristie) battered Central America with rain.
DOWNPOURS caused by tropical storm Agatha have created a giant sinkhole in Guatemala City, while throughout the country officials have reported 120 people dead and at least 53 missing.
The sinkhole, which formed in the northern part of the capital city, swallowed up a space larger than the area of a street intersection.
Residents said a three-storey building and a house fell into the hole. The residents blamed a poor sewerage system for the sinkhole.
My thoughts go out to everyone affected by this tragedy. Also, [insert joke about how sinkhole pales in comparison to ex's vagina].
Hit the jump for several more of the HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO.
The black hole of Guatemala City [theage]
Thanks to Marc, wooster, Jim and Dave Matthew Can Eat My Balls, who have already begun filling the whole wheelbarrow by wheelbarrow.
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