Jun 9 2010Meat Machine: Butcher Installs Meat Vending Machine For 24-Hour Sausage Service
How many times have you left the bar at the end of the night and wanted nothing more than a big ol' piece of meat in your mouth? Twenty? Forty? A hundred? I'm not gonna lie, you sound promiscuous. But now a butcher in Spain has stocked a sausage-packed vending machine outside the store for all your meaty late-night needs.
With three stores in Northern Spain, Izarzugaza has been operating for four generations in more or less the traditional way. Not long ago the store began selling online, however, and delivering to customers as far-flung as Segovia and Madrid. Even more interesting, though, is that it has installed a vending machine outside its Mundaka shop that sells a variety of meats, sausages, sandwiches and other goods around the clock. Products sold within the machine vary with the season, so that summer offerings might include pasta salads while the emphasis is more on meatballs and sausages in the wintertime.
Ha, this reminds me of the time I got my meat stuck in a vending machine trying to get a bag of Doritos to drop. I ended up getting caught on one of the spirals that holds all the candy bars. I had to buy 14 Snickers to free myself. That's right, 14.
Butcher shop installs vending machine for service 24/7 [springwise]
Thanks to ChickenNoodo and nathan, who buy $0.29 washers from the hardware store and use them as quarters in vending machines. *facepalm*
Reader Comments
1. QNinja - June 9, 2010 4:47 PM
first
2. Emilio - June 9, 2010 4:56 PM
14 snickers??? you should just "relaxed" and think in cold showers and Margaret Tatcher nude! It´s cheaper my GW.
3. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ <- firstard - June 9, 2010 4:56 PM
I can think of a few commenters that offer 24 hr sausage service, you know who you are
4. Ollie Williams - June 9, 2010 4:58 PM
24 hour sausage service. Sounds like weekends at Naas' house.
5. (◕_◕)┌∩┐Closet Nerd - June 9, 2010 4:59 PM
Great GamGam LOVES her some summer sausage..... or somethin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkuPhs-Gjdw
6. Blue - June 9, 2010 5:29 PM
Had the same for cheese here.
Guess where ? ... France (how predictable...)
7. LostBoyGoonie - June 9, 2010 5:31 PM
Good God, I can only imagine what cleaning that every day would be like. Eww.
8. (-.-) OJ's Mom (-.-) - June 9, 2010 5:39 PM
Meat Vending Machine is what I call my ex-wife.
9. Jimmy Fury - June 9, 2010 5:52 PM
The name of this post sounds like both the title and tagline for a gay porn.
10. Samir Notgonaworkhereanymore - June 9, 2010 6:05 PM
Put it right next to the weed machine... and BTW @8, your ex-wife is a meat repository, not a vending machine...
11. shelbon - June 9, 2010 6:42 PM
they should have these at sporting events eliminating the need for annoying guys in suspenders trying to sell you shit in the stands...or somethin
12. (-.-) OJ's Mom (-.-) - June 9, 2010 6:55 PM
@10 - You need to see the size of her meat curtains before you say that. Ha!
13. betty5656 - June 9, 2010 8:10 PM
Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at an age gap dating site[ S E E K C O U G A R *c-o-m_]---a nice and free place for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends
14. sonniea grey - June 9, 2010 10:28 PM
the cougar again!
good thing we got street meat here all hours of the night.
hot, funky street meat.
15. Super Soviet - June 10, 2010 1:49 AM
Hahhahahahahah!!! Vending machine!! I swear to whoever keeps posting that cougar ad, one more time and I'll sneak into your house naked and stab you. Why must I be naked, you ask? Well, I uh...yeah.
16. Boodle - June 10, 2010 5:44 AM
I really hope that the machine either has a padded place for the meat to fall or that the packaging is better on those meats- otherwise the buyer is going to get a broken package of meats that fall into a lukewarm pile of meat juice.
Mmmm... just think of how yummy it'd be to have a packaged pasta salad spill out into the bottom part of the machine & then have your chosen foods fall directly into that fetid smelling gunk.
17. Samir Notgonaworkhereanymore - June 10, 2010 7:26 AM
@15, because your going to stab their heads off with you penis, that's why
18. witchyone8180 - June 10, 2010 7:40 AM
@ 15 - I had the same problem with the shoe ad guys. If the cougar ad guys are anythig like them, you'll have to actually send them their mom's knuckle to get them to stop. The whole finger isn't necessary, but the top knuckle works well.
19. RSS Submitter - June 10, 2010 10:11 AM
very nice =)
20. nye - June 10, 2010 10:31 AM
I think what OJ'S MOM (my hero) is trying to say is that his ex-wife had a lot of babies which he then ate. Right?
21. Aaron - June 11, 2010 12:27 PM
Dude, keep your wiener out of the flippy box!