Jun 29 2010Salmon Flavor Vodka: For The Alcoholic Bear In Your Life (Come On, We All Know One)
Salmon flavored vodka: say it don't spray it. Seriously, you're puking on my flip-flops. I'm gonna make you lick that up later aside, this stuff is real. Real yummy in my tummy (and runny out my bummy)! I just poured a fifth over a cream-cheese bagel for breakfast!
The Alaska Distillery in Wasilla just recently launched its Smoked Salmon Flavored Vodka, about a year after the Seattle-based Black Rock Spirits introduced a bacon-flavored vodka.
"I think there was some madness and some drunkenness involved, honestly," said Toby Foster, an Alaska Distillery partner and the one charged with coming up with new flavors with Alaska themes.Foster and Scotti MacDonald, another partner, said the current formula took 48 tries, and some of the first 47 attempts were downright disgusting.
"Definitely the first few times we had our heave bucket close by," MacDonald said. "It was pretty bad, and you know, greasy."
Mmmm, boozy salmon grease with a side of heave bucket. Sounds like something straight off the menu at a five-star restaurant, doesn't it? It doesn't. Not even Sizzler would serve that shit and I saw an employee scoop mashed potatoes back onto the buffet FROM THE FLOOR. I'm not even gonna lie, I tossed my cookies went back for seconds.
Move over fruit, meat-flavored vodkas moving in [yahoonews]
Thanks to WillC, who made mahi-mahi martinis for a party once but forgot to garnish them with little umbrellas. God, way to ruin the experience.
Reader Comments
1. ORLY - June 29, 2010 1:36 PM
I love salmon, I love vodka! What the hell is better then this?!1 POKEMON!
2. wooooooo - June 29, 2010 1:38 PM
smoked fish is great, vodka is great, fuckin awesome!
3. Jaja - June 29, 2010 1:39 PM
Omg. I bet this enduces horrendous vomiting fits...
4. WANT - June 29, 2010 2:04 PM
that actually sounds pretty good
5. ciao - June 29, 2010 2:20 PM
yummeh, that would sound good with a salmon meal. oh ho ho ho
6. Mr Spacer - June 29, 2010 3:39 PM
mmmmm Smoked Sushi
7. T-Hood t.c. - June 29, 2010 4:49 PM
You dare me to make some jello shots with it? Dare me? You dare me? No? How bout some jungle juice?
8. Dave - June 29, 2010 4:50 PM
Can they make bagel and cream cheese flavored liquors too for us to make mixed drinks with?
9. Shelbon - June 29, 2010 5:30 PM
Salmon Flavor Vodka: For The Alcoholic Bear In Your Life...oh GW you slay me...no really I just turned into a vampire and I need someon to slay me...or somethin'
10. Compound9 - June 29, 2010 5:59 PM
No No No... Booze should never remind you of your wife.
11. 5tella - June 29, 2010 7:11 PM
@1 - 10 LOL
12. NorthwestClassic - June 29, 2010 7:28 PM
Uh GW, check the source article, you missed the best factoid in the whole story. It says that employees "MASTICATE" the salmon before it is mixed with concentrated ethanol. Masticate = chew...that is completely foul.
13. Akuma no Kuma - June 29, 2010 8:04 PM
MOAR SALMON. MOAR SALMON!
SNAACK
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15. ORLY ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ - June 29, 2010 9:52 PM
@8 Hey man, don't diss on the salmon cream cheese. I use to love that stuff when I'd get an everything bagle at Dunkin Donuts... so of course they take the only type I like away. Lame bitches! Where's my salomn!!! <--- I can't spell.
16. getthisshitawayfromanyone - June 30, 2010 12:14 AM
I just threw up in my mouth thinking about it. I don't even want to know what will happen to my body if I were to actually drink this. God save us all
17. ferdinan - June 30, 2010 3:25 AM
how it feels if it was vodka mixed with pork oil, surely it would be more delicious, it's hard to imagine if I could feel:):)
18. blueZorro - June 30, 2010 5:57 AM
Mah kitteh agreez.
19. sexycuz - July 6, 2010 3:24 AM
It sounds good to me! I would love it in my clamato juice bloody mary (which by the way is clam broth so wtf?? CLAM BROTH is ok for shelves but Alaskan Smoked Salmon isnt??