Jun 11 2010Alienskin Rug: 'Out Of This World' Lovemakin'
Sorry for the late start today folks, the internet was booboo when I woke up and instead of going to Starbucks I decided to yell at pedestrians from my balcony. Seems to have done the trick!
Ever made love on the back of a dead alien before? I have. Ripley never had it so good. And now you too can spice up your love life with an alienskin rug from Ukranian leather-fethisher Bob Basset (best known for his bitchin' dragon backpack). Did I mention it glows in the dark? That's to set the mood. Plus so you can see what goes where when you're with a lady. Because there's nothing awkwarder than making love on an alienskin rug only to discover you're making love to an alienskin rug. Trust me. I had to marry it.
Hit the jump for a bunch more shots including its glowing capabilities.
Alien Hide Throw Rug Might Be a Bit of a Gamble [uberreview]
Reader Comments
1. du0 - June 11, 2010 10:59 AM
eff that
2. robotmoth - June 11, 2010 11:04 AM
nice idea... but just hasn't worked in practice has it?
3. hai guyz - June 11, 2010 11:06 AM
L00K @ MEH
I'M NUMBA 3!
4. ted stickles - June 11, 2010 11:06 AM
Doesn't look all that comfortable...
5. (◕_◕)┌∩┐Closet Nerd - June 11, 2010 11:08 AM
maybe some midgets could make love on the rug.... or somethin
6. a1 - June 11, 2010 11:16 AM
a rubber rug?
btw anyone wanna text at work?
7. Black - June 11, 2010 11:20 AM
Since when did the GW have a fetish for aliens? Where did I miss this?
8. http://www.ConfessionsOfAManwhore.com - June 11, 2010 11:24 AM
Forget the girl... I'd do that alien rug... Mmmmm alien rug sexx0r goodness
9. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ <- firstard - June 11, 2010 11:27 AM
RUMPHUMPER looks like jailrape the way they have the thing laid out
10. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ <- firstard - June 11, 2010 11:28 AM
'ALIEN RUN OVER BY TANK'
...details at nine
11. Tom Selleck - June 11, 2010 11:28 AM
WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY SEX????
help me.
12. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ <- firstard - June 11, 2010 11:29 AM
'MY PARACHUTE DIDN'T OPEN'
...details at nine
13. nye - June 11, 2010 11:29 AM
wtb human skin rug.
14. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ <- firstard - June 11, 2010 11:30 AM
'ALIEN MOBILE: STRINGS NEEDED' ..for out of this world puppet show
...details at nine
15. show stoppa - June 11, 2010 11:36 AM
I will make a skin rug outta you if you re-design Geekologie.
16. lucy1888 - June 11, 2010 8:06 PM
Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at an age gap dating site[ S E E K C O U G A R (C 0 /M)_]---a nice and free place for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends
17. Jacob - June 13, 2010 9:29 AM
This thing LOOKS LIKE CRAPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF is THIS???
That thing has BUTT CHEEKS For crying out loud
I think im going to puke
and why is this a midget alien?? not enough leather for a full size alien?
Looking at this guy's Dragon Back Pack, I think he wanted to make An ALIEN back pack but couldnt, then he Half assed this so called alien Rug,
I call BULLS@#@
18. bean - June 18, 2010 2:57 AM
why are his butt cheeks so far apart