It's A Bird...It's A Plane...It's Superm-- Wait, Who The F*** Are You Supposed To Be Exactly?

This is a really crappy superhero (read: superfailro) action figure picked up at some toy show. He's a combination of at least four popular crime-fighters. Basically he's got Spiderman's body, painted like Superman's, but with Batman's cape (dyed red), Iron Man's arc-reactor (also red) and a face only a mother could love. Wow, what can't this guy do? I mean, besides keep all his secret identities straight. You're gonna have every supervillain in the world knocking at your door, SuperDissociativeIdentityDisorderMan!

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