I'm On To You, Phillip Morris!: LEGO Smokes

In big tobacco's attempt to appeal to our (well, your) children without the use of a hip, anthropomorphic camel with a shlong the size of a fire hose, here's some LEGO cigarettes. Impressive, but could you imagine actually smoking those? I can, but only because I used to huff Lincoln Logs. AND snort pogs. *SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF* Oh f*** this slammer's a doozy. Kidding, kidding! Look -- they're just panties.

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You know, for kids (!?!) [thelivingbrick]

Thanks to Blaqk Panda, who's smoked crack K'nex before.

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