In big tobacco's attempt to appeal to our (well, your) children without the use of a hip, anthropomorphic camel with a shlong the size of a fire hose, here's some LEGO cigarettes. Impressive, but could you imagine actually smoking those? I can, but only because I used to huff Lincoln Logs. AND snort pogs. *SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF* Oh f*** this slammer's a doozy. Kidding, kidding! Look -- they're just panties.
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You know, for kids (!?!) [thelivingbrick]
Thanks to Blaqk Panda, who's smoked
crack K'nex before.
Cigarette magnets: can you think of a better way to let a child know just how crappy their art is? "Um, yeah -- just tell them till they start crying." Damn you're sick. "Or you could throw it in the trash right in front of them." ENOUGH ALREADY, YOU WIN OKAY? Anyway, Ciga... / Continue →
This is a hookah somebody made out of an old computer case. Why'd you want to do that is beyond me, but I've given up on understanding why people do things. Except peeing outside, I totally get that. It's like, you're one with Mother Nature, you know? Almost like she's hold... / Continue →
The SB6309 Lighter Phone isn't just the best named cellphone ever, it's also the first with a functional cigarette lighter. Brain AND lung cancers in one fell swoop! But seriously, mind if I do a J?
SB6309 The world's first mobile phone with lighter!
Patent pro... / Continue →