I'm Gonna Be An Astronaut!: NASA Will Take Your Face To Space On Last Shuttle Missions

You wanted to be an astronaut growing up, didn't you? Your parents shot down your dreams, didn't they? Well stop blaming them, you never would have passed the physical fitness test anyway. But now NASA will fly your face to outerspace on one of the last two shuttle missions. Wheeeeeeeeee!!
NASA wants to put a picture of you on one of the two remaining space shuttle missions and launch it into orbit. To launch your face into space and become a part of history, just follow these steps:
First...Select the Participate button at the bottom of this page and upload your image/name, which will be flown aboard the space shuttle. Don't have a picture to upload? No problem, just skip the image upload and we will fly your name only on your selected mission!Next...Print and save the confirmation page with your flight information.
Later...Return to this site after the landing to print your Flight Certificate - a commemorative certificate signed by the Mission Commander.
OMG we'll all be astronauts! Say, you think we'll get some of that chalky space ice cream? Cause you know I'm gonna rub it all over my nipples if we do! *crunch crunch crunch* I feel so sexy right now.
Official 'Face In Space' NASA Site
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NASA offers to put your face on the space shuttle... sort of [dvice]
Thanks to ConfessionsOfAManwhore, Ksurfiws and Melissa, who are all sending pictures of people they don't like just to spite them. Great, now I have to ride with a bunch of assholes?
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The last scheduled night launch of a space shuttle (besides mine) went down early this morning, and carried a very important payload. A pickle jar full of my sperms? No. A viewing portal to be attached to the International Space Station (sorry for getting your hopes up, alie... / Continue →

