Jun 19 2010Hustler Releasing 3-D Pr0n Parody Of Avatar

FIRSTS!!!

!!!STSRIF

@1 & 2, Gay ^ lame = slam-rag/merkin

I wonder if body fluid and friction have any affect on the paint...

Would Vick's Vaporub add to the moment? I'm talking lubricant, not rubbing it in my eye when I'm thizzin'.

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this was the first thing i thought of when they had the "love" scene under the tree in avatar... I was like yeess.. then I was like aww they didnt show anything, this so makes up for it.

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This is actually original footage from the movie, but with all that 3D they decided to make 2 movies. Who needs 3D and pr0n? :D

I've already masturbated to the box art.

so an hour or so of hair-sex? i'm confused as to why this would be a big pull?

"yeah baby, shampoo my ponytail.. lather, rinse, repeat you dirty little bitch.. oh yeah!"

although, i would imagine retard-tattoo guy already came buckets..

Won't be near as awesome as the just released "BatmanXXX."

Sure, go ahead and look it up, I'll wait.

i came

I actually checked the BATMANXXX

It was rather DULL, it was really funny when they were talking, but porn wise is not the best i've seen, it let me down, the scenes were so so, the girls were hot but the ANGLES of the camera were really poorly chosen,

The sex scenes themseves were bad, no groups, no DP, no backdoor, no nothing!!
I saw it and was like meh, i rather see something else!
So NO it WAS NOT THAT GREAT sir!

Hopefully the avatar will have a better porn director, and hopefully it will have all the stuff batman lacked!!

It starts with a blue job. It's the opening shot.

If you show me your hallelujah mountains, I'll show you my hometree.

Every time I see an Avatar releated post, it's -1 for Geekologie. I'm sick and tired of this fuc*ing movie.

Just in case no one has posted this, but someone on new grounds made a flash sex scent for Avatar. Of course the big bills that Hustler is throwing away on this won't nearly be as good as this 2 min flash scene (yes sarcasm for you haters) but still some what inventive for coming out really months after the movie.

Enjoy!!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/524391

hopefully it doesn't suck as bad as that movie.

Seriously?! No blue balls jokes? There's something wrong with you guys. And don't give me any crap about it being too easy. The first six comments on every post is some variation of the following:
1. First!!
2. First!!!
3. 4th!!!!
4. HAHA @2=fail.
5. @1,2,3,4,5 URLAME AMIRITE
6. @5 lol yourself too dumbass

I expect the next 10 comments to be blue ball jokes (probably at my expense). Extra points for a haiku.

@everyone except me - In avatar, it only takes 8 years for a fully grown adult to form. You are all pedophiles...
/ban cp thread.

#18 has blue balls!

at 18
here's my haiku:

blue kittens in porn
no sex gave me avatar balls
I think I just came

im actually really glad they're making this, this is gonna be the hottest pron ever!

can you imagine pron stars painted as avatar, and the movie being 3D!!!
I just hope they only hire girls with really big breasts, i would hate it if is skinny girls!

I think GW better grow some fuc*ing balls and stop posting stupid shit.

@19

You FAIL and suck at English

Paedophilia is the sexual attraction to pre-pubescents or at the very least children.

If they are "fully grown adults" then it cannot be Paedophilia whatever their age.

What's more, I doubt if Paedophilia even applies to alien species.

/facepalm

Hey, GW, why haven't you posted in NINE HOURS???

@24 it's Sunday and Father's day in some countries. Give GW a break. We're lucky he even posts for us over the weekends.

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@26

I met your mom in some back street getting gang raped by 25 black men... so I jumped in and smashed her puss with a baseball bat.

If all else fails, it'd probably be just as good as the original.

OK so Besides AVATAR they are also doing this parodies of TV SHOWS:

This Ain’t CSI XXX: Chatsworth
This Ain’t Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX
This Ain’t Avatar XXX
This Ain’t Glee XXX
This Ain’t I Dream of Jeannie XXX
This Ain’t The Cable News XXX
This Ain’t The Soup XXX
This Ain’t The Hills XXX

WTF WHAT THE HELL???
GLEE?
Curb Your enthusiasm
the soup
WTF?

Oh and for the record there is a porn version OF TWILIGHT!!!

The furry agenda proceeds with it's nefarious plan!

SWEEEEEEEETTTT!!!!!! better have some buttsecks scenes init too, and some fat naavi chicks too!!!!

Prego Navvi girls? lol

I blame the Jews for this!!!!!

I haven't seen avatar (I will at some point) but I'm getting tired of seing all of this stupid avatar shit. Funny thing though is I'll prolly watch that pr)n before the movie...

How'd she get all the blue paint on her lips?

this is where they reveal that the male;s have vaginas.

Finally a 2nd movie that will feature Big Blue Junk. Watchmen isn't alone in the world anymore. Big Blue Junk for all I say.... For all.

http://movies4.lfpcontent.com:81/56f3241fe5f2476dd4b1b0f5e1a05de2/4ca69ec9/drm.secure.lfp/More_Than_An_Ass_Full/01/clip2_1200.wmv