Google Maps Spots Australian USB Farm

This is an Australian wind farm that, when viewed from above, looks suspiciously like a bunch of USB cables. What's up with that?! Now I'm not saying this proves my conspiracy theory about the Australian government being infiltrated by aliens so they can use the continent as a docking station for their USB-powered space ships, but I think the photo speaks for itself. And -- not to brag or anything, but I DO live in a giant Monster brand HDMI connector. Suck it, peasants!

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Giant USB Spaghetti Cable Monster Invades Australia [gizmodo]

Thanks to GuamOtoko and Blaqk Panda, who both live in giant 3½ inch floppy drives.

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