Geez, Just Drown And Get Out Of The Gene Pool Lake Already: Epic Jet Ski Loading Fail

Note: Video is after the jump because I motorboated a mermaid on the back of a jet ski once. I know, I know, now I'm just bragging.

If you haven't seen this video already it's basically an advertisement for birth control. Or maybe life vests. Whichever the case, one thing's for certain: both these guys are probably dead by now. And I refuse, I REFUSE to pour out any liquor for them. You're no homeys of mine!

Hit the jump for a minute full of failure.

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Thanks to Erika, steven, You Know Pee-wee Wanted A Piece of Large Marge, Joseph and kitty treats, who are all afraid of water because of the Loch Ness Monster. Nessie? But she's such a sweatheart. (Plus a freak in the sack!)

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