Gaming On The Go: Console Suitcases
The GAEMS (learn how to spell, God!) suitcase doesn't carry travel-size toothpaste or soiled underwear -- oh no -- it carries a gaming console. A change of clothes? Where we're going we don't need a change of clothes.
Enter the GAEMS Portable Console Gaming and Entertainment System, which carries not only an Xbox but also a 15-inch, 720p LCD in the lid, and speakers to boot. Flip open your console and you're good to go, though we're wondering whether there's room in there for the power brick too. We do know that your controllers will not fit, which seems like an unfortunate design choice if you ask us. The GAEMS suitcase ships sometime before the end of the year for around $250, and yes there are PS3 and new Xbox 360 versions coming too.
Not bad! Sure the TSA will pull you aside for having a suitcase bomb, but that's a small price to pay for getting a five-finger discount on a rectal exam, amirite? That tickles!
Thanks to Marshall D., who travels with an actual arcade machine because he's rich and likes to piss off all the business-class passengers.