Comedy Central, best known for not giving me my own show despite asking nicely then threatening to blow up their satellite, will start airing BRAND SPANKIN' NEW (the best kind) episodes (with a 1-hour premier!) of Futurama tonight at 10PM/9 central. So yeah, tune in if you're into it. Or DVR it if you're into it but can't watch it live because your mommy makes you go to bed at 8. Or tell yourself there's no need to DVR that shit because you're so into it that you're gonna watch it live, then get drunk and pass out on the kitchen floor a half hour before it starts if you're me.
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Thanks to lena, Closet Nerd, Amy, John, bootjuice and Mikael, who act like I haven't been marking off the days with a Sharpie. I haven't is the thing. So thanks.
The Soup airing tonight on E! (10/9c) is gonna be taken over (infected?) by The Walking Dead and I'd like to be the first to say I wouldn't hesitate to drink Norman Reedus' bathwater. Also: pick all the hairs out of his bar of soap and glue them to my upper lip. This is a 2:3... / Continue →
This is an informational graphic all about South Park. Except this is by no means the whole thing so you need to hit the jump to see it in its entirety. It's like if my penis was a Geekologie article there's no way I could post it on the front page without it crushing all the... / Continue →
No, Jonah, it's not that big and you and I both know it.
NOTE: Video is NSFW on account of mad bad words.
This is the 19-minute pilot for my buddy Jonah Ray's video game-themed comedy show, 'Jonah's Ray's Arcade'. It was pitched to Comedy Central, but, unfortunately, passed ... / Continue →