For Zombie Slayin': The Husqvarna 355Fx
Everybody has their own personal weapon preference when it comes to braining zombies. Some prefer shotguns, others crowbars, and I like to swing my penis around like a battle axe. You too?! High-fi-- nevermind. But for those of you who haven't found that perfect zombie-lobotomizer yet, maybe you should consider a $1,180 Husqvarna 355Fx (Zombie) Clearing Saw. Just sayin', I bet you'd look handsome carrying one!
The powerful X-TorqÂ® engine allows for rapid acceleration, reduced emissions and low fuel consumption. The handlebar is angled 7 degrees for better posture during cutting. The thumb throttle control is designed for comfortable use over a long period of time.
Wow, that actually sounds pretty promising. Of course so did the 25Â¢ peep show I wandered into last night. And let me tell ya: you get what you pay for. No, less -- you get less than what you pay for. Especially in the teeth department.
Thanks to Jacob, who went in after I did and agrees it must have been scar night.