Foot AND Food Fetish All In One Flip Flop

Ever wanted a flip-flop that looks like a sandwich? Who hasn't?! I dream about that shit at night. And now you can thanks to this Briskit Flip Flop from Etsy seller SoleSensations. Plus it's only $295! For one! Perfect for that person in your life with a foot AND food fetish. Which, let's be honest, is all of us. Lemme lick them toes! Mmmm, bunion-y.

SoleSensations' Etsy Store
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Burger Flop [buzzfeed]

Thanks to Georgia, whose peaches put the state's to shame. Can I say that?

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